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Imagine Running Public Relations for Lysol Right Now
On Thursday's edition of the Five O'Clock Follies, the president* was one step away from telling Dr. Birx to find a virgin to throw in the volcano.
BY CHARLES P. PIERCE
APR 24, 2020
One of the mental exercises I do to stay relatively sane in this strange, aquarium-like existence were all living these days is to put myself in the place of someone else. For example, on Friday morning, I imagined myself working in the corporate communications office of Reckett Benckiser, the British-based company that manufactures Lysol.
Working from home, you come into your kitchen. You put down your coffee and your morning copy of the Times of London, and switch on your computer to check your email. Theres one there right at the top of the queue marked, URGENT, and its from the executive board of the company. Concerned, you open the email, read it twice (because you didnt believe it the first time), and then set yourself to the task of doing what your bosses want you to do. An hour or so later, the company shares the statement youve written with the world, and with NBC News.
...Then, with every spark gap in his mighty brain sizzling and cracking, the president* launched into the above improv while, over on the sidelines, Dr. Deborah Birx suddenly found herself in a thousand memes, looking as though shed been hit on the head with a polo mallet. El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago was really rolling, folks. He was one step away from advising Birx to go out and find a virgin to toss into a volcano.
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a32267188/trump-inject-disinfectant-coronavirus-cure-sunlight/
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(38,187 posts)should sue the fuck out of Trump from here to eternity. Seriously. They should sue him ahead of time to cover the costs if anyone is stupid enough to take his advice and to point out where the idea came from in the first place.