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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsYou're all getting it wrong:
What you do is boil the Clorox and place in a large bowl. Take a moistened towel and cover your head and the bowl and breathe in the fumes. This way it can access your lungs for maximum effect.
Then, forget that UV stuff. Thats for sissies and libruls. Obtain a carbon arc lamp from an old movie projector and begin staring at it at eye level, and have it proceed down the body to the soles of your feet. The blindness WILL be permanent and the burns will only take a few months to heal.
But what do you have to lose...?
samnsara
(17,634 posts)unblock
(52,303 posts)PCIntern
(25,576 posts)Hell agree with me.
Midnight Writer
(21,786 posts)Cousin Dupree
(1,866 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,298 posts)Stuart G
(38,439 posts)I was looking forward to drinking Lysol with a flashlight up my ass.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I gotta dry off my computer now.
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)Hugin
(33,189 posts)I'll hold your beer from a suitable distance.
maxrandb
(15,348 posts)Hugin
(33,189 posts)Grape, I believe, works best.
Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)The vitamin C would counteract the ammonia, boost the benefits of the bleach, and if you're really lucky, a potential side effect might be a skin tone similar to the perfectest president ever. Plus, everyone knows that vitamins are super sciency.
Hugin
(33,189 posts)So, it's only sciency to believe in it's effectiveness. Orange? Nothing rhymes with orange.
Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)I bow humbly to your medicalific prowess.
Hugin
(33,189 posts)Even if the front end of the horse doesn't seem to think I'm a stable genius.
Next up! I will fix the Stock Markets with a wave of my wand!
Midnight Writer
(21,786 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)users should have immediate confirmation their lungs are being treated with an organism-destroying antiseptic. Those seeking maximal, quickest effect might want to heat it until steam rises first, though.
rgbecker
(4,834 posts)Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)But definitely worth sharing the warning!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,826 posts)My brother and I were experimenting with household chemicals and we mixed bleach with mildew remover. Had to run that mess outside ASAP and open all the windows.
rgbecker
(4,834 posts)[link:https://cen.acs.org/safety/consumer-safety/Accidental-mix-bleach-acid-kills/97/i45|
They say 2000 a year die of similar mixes.
I read of Nun dying over a bucket of bleach and ammonia years ago. My mom made sure I knew about that back in the 50's.
Hugin
(33,189 posts)All you really need is a large windmill like fan and bright sunshiny day!
Disrobe. Get on all fours and let the fan blow all that sunshine right up your... Uh, well. Corn hole. Can we say 'corn hole' at a national press briefing?
defacto7
(13,485 posts)Or maybe try swallowng a teeny tiny black hole. That should do something.
Gothmog
(145,489 posts)Link to tweet
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First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...and he consulted his team of experts--Dr Jekyll, Dr Frankenstein, Dr Moreau, Dr Mengele, and Dr Doom--and they all agree with your analysis. Let you all know how it goes!
Ilsa
(61,697 posts)Might as well get the suffering over quickly with a bit of chlorine gas.