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MineralMan

(146,324 posts) Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:30 PM Apr 2020

Trump wants a machine that pumps sunshine up

his ass. That way he won't catch teh Covid, see.

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Trump wants a machine that pumps sunshine up (Original Post) MineralMan Apr 2020 OP

He should try the same method he uses The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2020 #1

- Rorey Apr 2020 #2

Brilliant! nt Ilsa Apr 2020 #13

Isn't that Sean Hannity's job? zonemaster Apr 2020 #3

I thought Pompeo already had that job covered. MerryBlooms Apr 2020 #4

Beat me to it. I was going to say Pence JDC Apr 2020 #7

Plethora of minions to choose from... MerryBlooms Apr 2020 #9

treason barr beat them to it . . . Iliyah Apr 2020 #8

. MerryBlooms Apr 2020 #10

It is called "a fever" and has been fighting infection for millions of years. applegrove Apr 2020 #5

He is saving... Newest Reality Apr 2020 #6

Hey Donny is that a solar flare or a hemmorhoid? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #11

Well sure gratuitous Apr 2020 #12

That should keep him busy for a while. I'd encourage him. eleny Apr 2020 #14

Let it shine in... consider_this Apr 2020 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author musicman65 Apr 2020 #16

Makes sense. It's what everyone around him does... SKKY Apr 2020 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author BrightKnight Apr 2020 #18

He has one. It's called Fox News. nt BrightKnight Apr 2020 #19

I bet Lockheed Martin is busy fashioning such a sunshine pump machine right now Mr. Ected Apr 2020 #20

He's already been blowing smoke up our ass. This is the next step. Patterson Apr 2020 #21

Weren't there pictures of naked men outside in the sun holding hands while they were madinmaryland Apr 2020 #22

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,810 posts)

1. He should try the same method he uses

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:31 PM

Apr 2020

to blow smoke up everybody else's.

Rorey

(8,445 posts)

2. -

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:33 PM

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Ilsa

(61,697 posts)

13. Brilliant! nt

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:55 PM

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zonemaster

(232 posts)

3. Isn't that Sean Hannity's job?

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:33 PM

Apr 2020

MerryBlooms

(11,770 posts)

4. I thought Pompeo already had that job covered.

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:34 PM

Apr 2020

JDC

(10,130 posts)

7. Beat me to it. I was going to say Pence

Reply to MerryBlooms (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:42 PM

Apr 2020

MerryBlooms

(11,770 posts)

9. Plethora of minions to choose from...

Reply to JDC (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:45 PM

Apr 2020

I think we should shove them all up trump's ass, including mcconnell and graham.

Iliyah

(25,111 posts)

8. treason barr beat them to it . . .

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:43 PM

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MerryBlooms

(11,770 posts)

10. .

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:45 PM

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applegrove

(118,749 posts)

5. It is called "a fever" and has been fighting infection for millions of years.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:36 PM

Apr 2020

Like all dyslexics trump reinvents the wheel.

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)

6. He is saving...

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:37 PM

Apr 2020

He is saving his secret weapon against the virus for the next campaign rally briefing: gasoline enemas and nasal douches with battery acid. It's an old mechanic's home remedy.

It really, really works!

Blue Owl

(50,485 posts)

11. Hey Donny is that a solar flare or a hemmorhoid?

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:53 PM

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gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

12. Well sure

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:55 PM

Apr 2020

Let's stop everything else that's being done and go off chasing another wild goose Trump thought he saw (he didn't see it).

eleny

(46,166 posts)

14. That should keep him busy for a while. I'd encourage him.

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:55 PM

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consider_this

(2,203 posts)

15. Let it shine in...

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 09:27 PM

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musicman65 This message was self-deleted by its author.

SKKY

(11,817 posts)

17. Makes sense. It's what everyone around him does...

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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 09:35 PM

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BrightKnight This message was self-deleted by its author.

BrightKnight

(3,567 posts)

19. He has one. It's called Fox News. nt

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 07:38 PM

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Mr. Ected

(9,670 posts)

20. I bet Lockheed Martin is busy fashioning such a sunshine pump machine right now

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 07:48 PM

Apr 2020

An Atlas V rocket for Trump's Space Force.

Aimed right where the sun ain't shinin'.

Patterson

(1,531 posts)

21. He's already been blowing smoke up our ass. This is the next step.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 07:50 PM

Apr 2020

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

22. Weren't there pictures of naked men outside in the sun holding hands while they were

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 08:08 PM

Apr 2020

sunning their asshole.

Maybe tRump should try that. Sorry for the image. 🤮🤮

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