Police's 'final warning' to Maryland residents, orders them to wear pants while checking mailboxes

[yortsed snacilbuper]

The Taneytown Police Department shared the odd message in a Facebook post on Tuesday suggesting some of the town's 7,000 residents may have gotten too comfortable while being ordered to stay at home.

'Please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox. You know who you are. This is your final warning,' they wrote.

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[Skittles]

1. yikes

I don't understand people who don't wear pants, bras, fail to bathe, wash their hair, etc, just because they are home - they only do these things for other people? I think they have more problems than coronavirus.

[coti]

3. I think most people get comparatively slovenly if they stop leaving the house for a while

That said, I've never gone outside even for a second without at least something wrapped around my middle area.

[3catwoman3]

10. I understand not wearing a bra.

When I get home from work, the shoes come off first, and the bra is quick to follow. I took one off in the car one time on the way home because it was so bothersome.

[Skittles]

14. I don't want to droop

keeping it on works fine for that

[3catwoman3]

15. As long as my nipples are several inches higher than...

...my elbow creases, I’ll take the occasional risk for comfort..

[Skittles]

16. if you get the right fit

it's not that noticeable

still, to each their own

over and out

[Happyhippychick]

2. It's a joke, that town has said lots of humorous things to the residents

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. It's good to have a sense of humor.

I'm probably not being as hygienically correct because, really, there ain't no one that is going to pop in and visit me these days.....

[LizBeth]

5. Ok, so 11pm I put on sweats to take some recycle out. 11:30 I didnt and just wore long sweater

cause I did not want to bother. I had to chuckle, better understanding people not putting on those pants, lol.

[dewsgirl]

7. LoL🤣

I have done the same.

[Kablooie]

6. Outrageous! I have rights! No one can tell ME to wear pants!!!

My wife wears them in this family anyway.

[dawg]

8. I ... thought .... this .... was.....

AMERICA!!!!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. The NSA would like to make the same request to those using the Internet.

It's quite disturbing to the monitoring staff. Except for you. Yeah, you. Sit up straight. Shoulders back. Much better. Thank you.

/s/ NSA Monitoring Staff

[whistler162]

11. Dang can't wear a kilt in Taneytown to get the mail!

[shanti]

12. Useless without a pic!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

13. I don't understand the problem. Is the weather unsuitable in Maryland?

Clothing should be optional everywhere. If I don't like your looks when you're nude, I can look elsewhere; it ain't my bidness to tell you to get dressed.