Cops Urge Residents to Wear Pants When Checking Mail 'This is your final warning'

[Demovictory9]

https://www.newser.com/story/289631/cops-urge-residents-to-wear-pants-when-checking-mail.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=uol&utm_campaign=rss_top

Cops Urge Residents to Wear Pants When Checking Mail
'This is your final warning'

Police in a Maryland town have urged residents—or, perhaps, one specific resident—to remember that they still need to wear pants when they go outside, WTHR reports. "Please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox," the Taneytown Police Department said in a Facebook post Tuesday. "You know who you are. This is your final warning." Like the rest of Maryland, residents of Taneytown, population 7,000, are under a stay-at-home order. USA Today notes that pants are apparently no longer a big priority for millions of people working at home during the coronavirus pandemic: Walmart execs say they are selling more tops, but not bottoms.

[mercuryblues]

1. So I can go topless

as long as I have pants on.

[PCIntern]

2. This thread is useless without pictures.

[mercuryblues]

4. Just for you

[PCIntern]

5. That's very funny!!!

😄😷

[mercuryblues]

8. Thank you

Don't forget to tip your wait staff

[PCIntern]

10. Try the veal....

[mercuryblues]

16. You cutlet that pass you by, cud ya?

[djg21]

3. Florida judge urges attorneys to get out of bed, wear clothes for Zoom hearings

“We’ve seen many lawyers in casual shirts and blouses, with no concern for ill-grooming, in bedrooms with the master bed in the background, etc,” Bailey wrote in the letter.

“One male lawyer appeared shirtless and one female attorney appeared still in bed, still under the covers,” he added.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/judge-urges-attorneys-to-get-out-of-bed-wear-clothes-for-hearings/

Does a person who graduated from law school really have to be told to get out of bed and wear clothes to video hearings? Apparently so. You just cannot fix stupid.

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Man!

I know everything is stressful now, but act like a professional for goodness sake!
That said, I was on a jury in March. 4 lawyers. (2 for defense, 2 for prosecution)
ONE(!) was wearing a suit that actually fit properly. Wasn't exactly the set of Law & Order, or The Verdict.

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Too good

[Baitball Blogger]

15. I so want to comment. I really do. But I know there are good lawyers on DU.

And I don't want to offend them, even though the other pretender, bully, lazy lawyers deserve it.

[USALiberal]

7. It illegal to go out in underwear? Nt

[LuckyCharms]

9. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! PLEASE REMOVE BUTTPLUG WHEN CHECKING MAIL.

REMOVE IT NOW SIR....I'LL TAZE YOUR ASS.....REMOVE THE BUTTPLUG....dispatch. I need backup. mail-getter refuses to remove buttplug....DROP THE BUTTPLUG!!!!!DROP IT NOW!!!!!!!

[NutmegYankee]

11. Meh, screw them. I'm wearing shorts!

[Kingofalldems]

12. Taneytown is very small.

Just south of Gettysburg Pa.

[Takket]

13. Geez don't they have anything better to do?

[MiniMe]

17. It's been a bit chilly to go out in just your underwear.

[roamer65]

18. "...and I'm not wearing pants"

An old Dave Letterman euphemism.