What would happen if Trump tested positive for the coronavirus?

[milestogo]

We couldn't gather in groups to celebrate.

[elleng]

1. We wouldn't be informed. ;-(

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Would they get a double for him?

[John Fante]

27. Does somebody that stupid exist?

[notdarkyet]

30. They would keep him on life support forever liike the one in Israel ? Rabin?

[Hekate]

34. I think it was Saudi Arabia's king, too.

Uck, what a thought

[Quixote1818]

2. Zoom parties and fireworks? nt

[msongs]

4. stock market would go up 10,000 pts? nt

[rzemanfl]

5. There'd be an enthusiastic death watch with lots of betting on when.

I'd be in.

[SheltieLover]

8. 🤣🤣🤣

👍

[smirkymonkey]

25. Totally!

Lots and lots of partying!

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Dance floor rentals would skyrocket

[Wounded Bear]

7. I vote they throw him to the floor and intubate him right there at the podium...

Sorry, sometimes those evil thoughts just come to me.

[milestogo]

10. Which orifice?

[Wounded Bear]

12. Not going there. Just looking at his face is traumatic enough for me...

[Jamastiene]

36. What was that thing O'Reilly said?

"Fuck it. We'll do it live."

I can see it now. It would be, "Fuck it. We will find something to shove down his throat it anyhow."

Sweet peace and quiet would follow.

[Historic NY]

9. A virtual gathering

[Under The Radar]

11. I would hope that they give him all 29 million doses of the Trump wonder drug

[bdamomma]

15. That

would give his empty shell a death blow, because he does not have a heart.

[gay texan]

13. I'd have a beer. n/t

[hatrack]

14. One helluva hangover!!

[sop]

16. Satan never gets sick, he only makes others ill.

[albacore]

17. Don't kid yourselves. trump's followers would canonize him.

They'd make him a hero. My bet is that a lot of "leaners" would give him sympaty and support.
I'm not a believer in the occult, but if I was, I'd pray for his continued health...until after the investigations, indictments, charges, trials, and sentencing.

[Freethinker65]

18. He would hold bedside rallies and the media would cover every minute of them

[Bettie]

19. Enormous group chat

on Discord or Skype or whatever the kids use these days!

[bif]

20. There would be great rejoicing throughout the land!

[fescuerescue]

21. It probably wouldn't turn out the way you think

Pence would take over. Trump would be made a martyr. Pence would probably go 8 years.

The world economy would accelerate it's freefall into the next Great Depression.

Chaos would abound.

[John Fante]

28. None of this would happen.

[fescuerescue]

38. Right

It will just be a party in the street and we will draw straws to see who is President.

Moments later the cure for COVID19 will be announced. Much rejoicing will follow and then we'll all ride our unicorns home or to work at our 6 figures jobs.

That's all sarcasm of course.

Bottom line is that I'ver never seen a country yet get stronger immediately after it's leader dies. Civil war is the most common result, but chaos always does.

Even when everything is going extremely well, the death of a country leader usually means a turnround point. Things aren't going well right now.

[dalton99a]

22. I think he already had a mild case and recovered

Just a hunch

[Mariana]

31. When do you think that happened? nt.

[tikka]

37. When he met with Bolsonaro at Mar a Largo

A lot of people were exposed because a Brazilian aide was infected. The next weekend Trump's voice was throaty and his eyes looked swollen.

Speculation... Rumor... Whatever ...they wouldn't tell us anyway

Maybe they gave him chloroquine and now he thinks it's the answer.

[TripleKatPad]

23. Probably won't happen.

And it might be the one and only time Covid-19 itself chooses to practice social distancing. Same for any self-respecting virus.

[Aquaria]

24. If there weren't social distancing

I’d be the one throwing this party:

https://m.

[Dem2theMax]

26. Number 1. Hope for a specific outcome.

After number 1 happens,

Number 2. Go have the first good night's sleep I've had in three and a half years.

[intrepidity]

29. At my house?

Unbelievably HUUUUUUUUUGE celebration.

[Tribetime]

32. He would demand getting the plasma from somebody recovering

[ooky]

33. Hopefully he would die

quickly, so his ventilator could be given to a nice person.

[Jamastiene]

35. The fucker would survive.

I know my luck. The fucker would survive. I can't stand him. I'm having all the bad luck in the world right now. I'm in one of those slumps where nothing is going right. The fucker would survive.