@realDonaldTrump, you're fired.
Now I will admit that you had a good run on the Celebrity Apprentice: White House Edition. You lasted the equivalent of 10 of the 12 episodes this season. You survived many of the intense physical challenges that have been bestowed upon you. Challenges like the Charlottesville "Unite The Right" rally. Or the Las Vegas Route 91 Festival shooting. Or the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School shooting. And even that one where you attempted to find dirt on your 2020 political opponent and got impeached. And you know what made this a good run? We put up with all of this bullshit. But no more. This is the final nail in the political coffin for you.
But you fucked up. Your arrogance in handling the coronavirus situation has annihilated us. And the after effects that are coming of the Great Quarantine will last for years, even decades down the road. Assuming that our planet and environment last that long.
You fired the pandemic repsonse team. YOU did that. You can't blame this on the CDC or the WHO, both groups you are trying to make partisan because it's what your favorite TV show wants. You did this as a way to "own the libs" and erase any memory of the previous administration because conservatives cried like spoiled, rotten children on Fox News 24 hours a day. And what should have been a containable situation has spiraled out of control and caused one of the most colossal fuck ups in American and even world history.
Our cities are now like war zones because of social distancing. We cannot go out in public until this thing is over, or risk an almost certain and gruesome death. We cannot communicate with each other in person or even go out in public because of this virus. We can't see our families, we can't go shopping, we can't go to school or work, we can't go to events, we can't travel. The stock market tanked nearly 8,000 points in the span of two weeks, erasing nearly 10 years of progress.
We're completely and utterly hopeless right now because of this virus. That is until we can figure out a way to deal with it, and you can't weasel your way out of it, either. And nearly all of your solutions so far have been the wrong ones. Even that so called "miracle drug" that you've been hawking has been proven to be nothing more than snake oil. You might as well buy it from Jim Bakker or Alex Jones. This is a colossal fuck up.
And to make things even worse, you're playing favorites with the supplies that could save thousands of lives because the states governors didn't kiss your ass enough. That's going to get a lot more people killed that didn't need to be. Your pettiness and vindictiveness is by far the worst part of this equation. Also, your daily press conferences? They're not your precious MAGA hate rallies, they're government business. You can't put the fucking MyPillow guy on there because it's not a late night infomercial. People's lives are at stake.
So yeah, despite all of this, we've had enough. You're fired. Pack your shit and get out. And take your freeloading friends and relatives with you, they can get the fuck out too. We'll have some lovely parting gifts waiting for you at the door. Thanks for playing this season, and also you won't be invited back on the All Star edition either.
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