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Tired of being sober while watching a Drumpf press conference? Here are some rules for a Drumpf presser drinking game:
Words to drink by:
Incredible
Amazing
Horrid
Horrible
Victory
Slam your drink on nasty
Take a small sip whenever Drumpf interrupts a reporter (only a SMALL sip. We dont want anyone dying)
Finish your drink whenever Drumpf talks about the wall (chances are, CNN and MSNBC will cut away if he mentions that, so you might as well finish)
Slam your drink whenever OAN or Spicer asks a question
Social drink and clinking of glasses if he mentions the Obama administration.
Chug your drink on perfect
Drink until you pass out if Kushner speaks
Enjoy
Any other rules I havent thought of?
leftieNanner
(15,114 posts)Enjoy a cocktail with your Honey out on the back deck on this beautiful spring day and talk about gardening and painting the front hall. Oh. And then light the barbeque for a nice dinner. We have to be in our house, why not enjoy it.
Will be watching Rachel soon.
My plan involves less vomiting before-during-and-after the BS presser.
It's all good.
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)jls4561
(1,257 posts)The Magistrate
(95,247 posts)Hard to imagine anyone still able to lift a glass after twenty minutes....
JHB
(37,160 posts)The EMTs, nurses, and doctors have a lot on their hands right now.
bullwinkle428
(20,629 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,518 posts)marked50
(1,366 posts)sfstaxprep
(9,998 posts)If I'm going to get drunk, I'd like to enjoy myself, instead of wanting to throw stuff.
PJMcK
(22,037 posts)They're factual, respectful and provide some optimism.
Trump? Why bother? He's an idiot.
Instead, we take our health walk late in the afternoon and then have our cocktails watching the sun set in the Catskill Mountains.
By the way, we have an unlimited refill policy in our liquor locker!
yonder
(9,666 posts)I'm woozy already.
Dirty Socialist
(3,252 posts)Also fake news