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Drahthaardogs

(6,843 posts) Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:41 PM Apr 2020

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If I were a movie producer, and I need a creepy mortician

I would cast Jared Kushner on the spot.

Fucking Igor...

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If I were a movie producer, and I need a creepy mortician (Original Post) Drahthaardogs Apr 2020 OP

Jared🤡 always looks like he's smelling👃 the shit💩 that is coming out of his mouth👄. TheBlackAdder Apr 2020 #1

Look at that creepy bastard! Drahthaardogs Apr 2020 #2

The Bone Collector -- Collects a tally of all the stiffs he porks on the table. TheBlackAdder Apr 2020 #5

Those eyebrows are shaped exactly like Bruce Jenner's blm Apr 2020 #7

He also has a lazy/wandering right eye. TheBlackAdder Apr 2020 #9

Would you like to view the remains? El Supremo Apr 2020 #3

He can double as the corpse lame54 Apr 2020 #4

Excellent observation! Brother Mythos Apr 2020 #8

I don't know...Steven Miller is even more spot on. And as a bonus, he is dead. NRaleighLiberal Apr 2020 #6

Skeletor Cousin Dupree Apr 2020 #10

He has a long career in the pictures ahead of him jmowreader Apr 2020 #11

I disagree AmericanCanuck Apr 2020 #12

At first I thought a mortician, but your description jrthin Apr 2020 #16

I'd cast him as a prison inmate Generic Brad Apr 2020 #13

perfect...or a wax museum.. stillcool Apr 2020 #14

I said to a friend he reminds me of a mortician. There is jrthin Apr 2020 #15

He must be a Eunuch because he has no beard Drahthaardogs Apr 2020 #17

Ewwwwww is right.😊 jrthin Apr 2020 #18

I'm pretty sure he's already dead and that Ivanka has taken him to a Taxidermist. smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #19

Children of the corn all grown up lunatica Apr 2020 #20

Kushner and Zuckerberg as mortician brothers. sarcasmo Apr 2020 #21

Put a tall, black, top hat on him. keithbvadu2 Apr 2020 #22

TheBlackAdder

(28,208 posts)

1. Jared🤡 always looks like he's smelling👃 the shit💩 that is coming out of his mouth👄.

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:43 PM

Apr 2020

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Drahthaardogs

(6,843 posts)

2. Look at that creepy bastard!

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:45 PM

Apr 2020

He just screams crazy mortician!

TheBlackAdder

(28,208 posts)

5. The Bone Collector -- Collects a tally of all the stiffs he porks on the table.

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:49 PM

Apr 2020

blm

(113,063 posts)

7. Those eyebrows are shaped exactly like Bruce Jenner's

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:56 PM

Apr 2020

before transitioning. I know I’ve posted it before, but, every time I see a photo of him it just sticks out now.

TheBlackAdder

(28,208 posts)

9. He also has a lazy/wandering right eye.

Reply to blm (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:57 PM

Apr 2020

El Supremo

(20,365 posts)

3. Would you like to view the remains?

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:46 PM

Apr 2020

lame54

(35,293 posts)

4. He can double as the corpse

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:47 PM

Apr 2020

Brother Mythos

(1,442 posts)

8. Excellent observation!

Reply to lame54 (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:56 PM

Apr 2020

NRaleighLiberal

(60,015 posts)

6. I don't know...Steven Miller is even more spot on. And as a bonus, he is dead.

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:53 PM

Apr 2020

Cousin Dupree

(1,866 posts)

10. Skeletor

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 07:57 PM

Apr 2020

jmowreader

(50,559 posts)

11. He has a long career in the pictures ahead of him

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 08:28 PM

Apr 2020

When they remake National Lampoon's Animal House, he can play Greg Marmalard, President of Omega House.

In the remake of The Green Mile, he'll play Percy Wetmore.

He'll be the principal in the remake of The Breakfast Club, Brad Wesley in the Road House remake, and Principal Togar in the updated Rock and Roll High School.

In fact, any time you need to cast a petty asshole, Jared Kushner will be your first choice. And that's because Jared Kushner IS a petty asshole.

AmericanCanuck

(1,102 posts)

12. I disagree

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 08:30 PM

Apr 2020

He is more suited for the role of a corpse

jrthin

(4,836 posts)

16. At first I thought a mortician, but your description

Reply to AmericanCanuck (Reply #12)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 08:45 PM

Apr 2020

is more accurate.

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

13. I'd cast him as a prison inmate

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 08:36 PM

Apr 2020

Oh..were we talking about a hypothetical film? I was talking about real life.

stillcool

(32,626 posts)

14. perfect...or a wax museum..

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 08:40 PM

Apr 2020

jrthin

(4,836 posts)

15. I said to a friend he reminds me of a mortician. There is

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 08:44 PM

Apr 2020

something so ghoulish looking about him.

Drahthaardogs

(6,843 posts)

17. He must be a Eunuch because he has no beard

Reply to jrthin (Reply #15)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 08:56 PM

Apr 2020

And that high voice....

He's a Castrato!

So then, who fathered Ivanka's children????

Oh shit...ewwwwww

jrthin

(4,836 posts)

18. Ewwwwww is right.😊

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Reply #17)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 10:06 PM

Apr 2020

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

19. I'm pretty sure he's already dead and that Ivanka has taken him to a Taxidermist.

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 10:33 PM

Apr 2020

They have done a pretty good job. He almost looks alive.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

20. Children of the corn all grown up

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 10:34 PM

Apr 2020

sarcasmo

(23,968 posts)

21. Kushner and Zuckerberg as mortician brothers.

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 10:35 PM

Apr 2020

keithbvadu2

(36,823 posts)

22. Put a tall, black, top hat on him.

Reply to Drahthaardogs (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 11:44 PM

Apr 2020

Put a tall, black, top hat on him.

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