"He would have worn a dress if he was on the Titanic."

[kpete]

[The Magistrate]

1. Without A Doubt, Ma'am

[El Supremo]

2. And he would had probably owned the Titanic.

Trump and Ismay were about the same age.

[keithbvadu2]

4. and shorted the lifeboats.

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. What f'in lifeboats...

we don't need no stinkin lifeboats. Winners don't need lifeboats.

[OnlinePoker]

16. If we need lifeboats, we'll get them.

I don't want to pay for something that just sits around.

[Ferrets are Cool]

19. LOL

[Ferrets are Cool]

29. Perfect

[ProfessorGAC]

28. The Water Will Harden

It'll be like a miracle and the water will be gone. We'll just wait until a car comes!
You just know that's what he'd say.

[voteearlyvoteoften]

3. 100% nt

[meadowlander]

5. And grabbed someone else's baby pretending it was his.

[dalton99a]

23. +1

[PubliusEnigma]

6. #CowardDonald

[AmericanCanuck]

8. That made me laugh

But, sadly, it is absolutely true. He is a selfish, narcissistic, solipsistic bastard.

[Grokenstein]

9. Kidding, right?

He would have punched holes in all the lifeboats but one, to be used exclusively by himself.
If he grabbed a baby, it would only be because he was hungry.
"You should have been nicer to me before we set sail!"

[NotHardly]

10. Trump would have worn a dress and tossed children over the rails... except Ivanka

[Blue Owl]

11. "Make way for Johanna Barron..."

n/t

[Paladin]

12. Another bulls-eye at the world's most worthy target. (nt)

[Cozmo]

13. Oh, BINGO!

[hay rick]

14. If it's women and children first, he would qualify for a lifeboat as a child.

[Initech]

18. Well he does wear diapers so it wouldn't be that far of a stretch!

[Tucker08087]

15. I'd like to refute this claim

But evidence suggests you are correct. I think he would have tossed babies out into the freezing water so his lifeboat would be first class.

[yonder]

17. And a titanic dress at that.

[cvs15ensign]

20. Each day I awake

to the news that he's died overnight.
Each day I'm disappointed!

[wnylib]

22. Hope springs eternal...

[Dem2theMax]

24. But just think. If he does get the virus, and he passes away,

because of social distancing, no lying-in-state, no State funeral. No nothing.

So keep that in mind when the disappointment hits. There could be a silver lining in here somewhere.

[Cha]

25. And, a bonnet.

[Lowell]

26. Odd, Trump has the same expression Bush did when he

got the news of the 9/11 attack. Sitting in the elementary school in Florida, with the same dumbstruck expression.

[mokawanis]

27. Probably a fancier one than this