If this was a movie, Harrison Ford would have thrown Trump out the back of

[Atticus]

the plane days ago.

[TruckFump]

1. Along with...

...Pence, Barr and Nunes!!!

[niyad]

2. and jared

[grumpyduck]

3. And McTurtle

[unblock]

4. Oh man I want to see Donnie's face melt after gazing into the ark

"It's beautiful"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!"

[teach1st]

5. I'm waiting for the precocious kid with a teddy bear to show up Trump

The precocious child peddles to the White House, teddy bear in their bike basket, letting all of their gang in through the back way. While Secret Service frantically searches for them, the group of kids climbs through the duct way and into the Oval Office, tying up the president with jump ropes and nationalizing and prioritizing our nation's response to Covid-19. President Trump struggles to free himself from the jump rope binds, but the precocious child whacks him hard with the teddy bear and Trump starts whimpering.

Meanwhile, the precocious child's older sibling works with their professors at the local college and comes up with a miracle cure and vaccine using Reese's Pieces and Gummy Bears.

President Trump resigns in disgrace, and he and most of his administration are sentenced to 20 years working (while strongly monitored by guards) in homeless shelters.

[FM123]

6. If this was my movie, Samuel L Jackson would have asked:

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

[Atticus]

7. YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD! Samuel Jackson for the win! nt

[FM123]

8. Glad I was able to give you a chuckle!

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. No ticket!