Where is that orange fucker this weekend? Golfing? Maybe that's better than soiling the airwaves

[CurtEastPoint]

[dem4decades]

1. If he's golfing I hope he scores a hole in one.

Cause that egomaniac would take everyone on the golf course into the bar and brag, shake hands and buy drinks.

What could go wrong?

[Lindsay]

2. Daniel Dale usually publishes the schedule

on his twitter feed. No golf on the schedule, but a phone call with Major League Commissioners and a 3:30 pm coronavirus task force briefing.

So at least he gets to cosplay a sports thing.

Link to tweet

[ProfessorGAC]

5. What Is The Point Of That Phone Meeting?

The NBA was the first to react by shutting down the league after one(!) positive test. MLB suspended opening day indefinitely with only a couple positives, one of which was asymptomatic.
Their not going to open up because of government begging, and there'd be pitchforks & torches if the leagues got stimulus $.
I'm a big sports fans, but these teams are cash cows for owners who (mostly) are billionaires irrespective of the team. They can ride out the loss in revenue.
The NBA (the most progressive major league) is even considering force majeure, pushing outflow down, there's zero need for a bailout.

[Mc Mike]

3. Yeah, I never miss him.

[CaptYossarian]

4. Too bad you're not a pigeon.

[Mc Mike]

6. DUzy. Thanks, Capt. nt.

[customerserviceguy]

7. It's the only way

that I know it's the weekend, Trump is not on TV.