The Rude Pundit: Fuck Jared Kushner

[babylonsister]

The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
4/03/2020
Fuck Jared Kushner


There's a certain kind of Ivy League college graduate who is just a total wad of fuck. Usually, they come from inherited wealth, are legacy admissions, and barely had to do any work the entire time they were in school because they have never had to do any kind of work. I've had my run-ins with these louche fucks who believe that every word out of their inbred idiot mouths is a gold coin of wisdom and not a dingleberry of nonsense.

I'm remembering a Princeton microbiology major at an Atlanta pool hall telling me how the way I was doing archival research was wrong. I asked him if he had ever crawled around an attic at a local library, opening boxes that hadn't been opened in decades. That didn't matter, he said, because it was much easier than his work so my problems were easy to solve and I should just listen to him. It wasn't worth arguing with the cockflea, whose advice was worth a cockflea's piss. I ignored him until he tried to convince my date to leave with him and then there was a fistfight and then we got kicked out of the pool hall and when someone told me he died of a brain aneurysm a few years later, I said, "Guess his work was too hard for him."

This is a long way of saying, "Fuck Jared Kushner. Fuck him hard. Fuck him with his Harvard degree. Fuck him with every implement available to fuck him with and then invent a few more and fuck him with those."

Donald Trump's wan, soft-voiced, soft-skinned, creepy-as-fuck and evil-as-hell son-in-law, who probably describes boning Ivanka in detail for Trump, either gets tossed into whatever issue Trump is too paranoid to actually ask an expert to get involved in - Israel/Palestine peace negotiations, the opioid crisis- or, more likely, he's gotten a whim about something and thinks he can solve it. More than probably, he's figured out an angle on how to profit from it.

So when this ghost of a serial killer showed up at yesterday's daily Trump circle jerk in front of the media, it was to get tons of shit wrong, belittle people who know better than him, and actually drain whatever remained of hope in this hopeless age. By the time he was finished with his brief spiel, you could sense the coronavirus itself licking its lips at all the Americans it was going to get to kill.

Here's what Kushner said about his job on the coronavirus task force: "What the President asked is that all of the recommendations that we make be based on data." That seems like as innocuous a statement as one could make, but think about it. Were they not making recommendations based on data? What the fuck were they making recommendations based on? I think they are actually this stupid, all of them, everyone remotely fucking associated with the Trump family, all mutated by privilege and a false sense of their own intelligence and general worth as human being.

Why are we putting up with this? Why are Democrats not shrieking with outrage, "What the fuck does a shitty real estate developer know about epidemiology?" The reaction to Jared Kushner being trotted out to throw in some corporate bullshit-speak should have been for Benjamin Franklin's skeletal corpse to show up and beat him with a femur right when he said, "The President also wanted us to make sure we think outside the box." Motherfucker, we're dying here. The box is a goddamn coffin.

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[malaise]

1. Rudie nailed it

PERFECTLY

Get thee to the greatest page

[Girard442]

2. Kushner is an actual Damien Thorn.

[Mc Mike]

12. It's 'Thorne', so there's 6 letters.

Like Ronald Wilson Reagan, George Walker bushjr, Donald Johnny dRumpf.

[genxlib]

3. Rude gets it

As always.

[yuiyoshida]

4. This!

yup, agree.

[underpants]

5. That's called "planning ahead,"

My exact thought when I heard Jared’s BS

[canetoad]

6. Good screed

But he's being far too kind.

[Botany]

7. Treason questions for Jared and the Trumps.

1) Is Jared and or other members of the Trump clan selling our federal stockpiles to foreign
countries or grifting off of private suppliers who are selling the P.P.E.s and other critically needed
medicalequipment to the highest bider? Those supplies should be going to the areas of most need
not to where Jared and or private companies can make the biggest buck.

2) Exactly what are Jared's credentials to overseeing America's response to C-19? Has he
ever worked in a hospital or a medical setting? Does he have experience in supply chain logistics?
Has he taken one college level course in microbiology and or epidemiology and or even basic biology?

3) Are Jared and Donald trying to kill people in blue states by not sending the needed supplies?
Such as ventilators to NYC?

4) Can somebody please tell me this is all a really bad dream?

[hatrack]

8. Delicious!

[dchill]

9. VERY important last two paragraphs...

Every time it seems like Trump couldn't make things worse, he makes them worse. He has the worst, most incompetent fucknuts around. And they all believe that they are smarter and better than they are. Their failure to see what failures they all are is literally killing us now.

And fucking Jared is now in the middle of it. Jared Kushner is a pile of shit who thinks it's a man, and until someone steps on him and wipes him off their shoes, he'll always think he's more than a foul lump of excrement.

[lark]

10. I thought it could be just ineptness to the nth degree, not it's total maleovolence.

He truly hates and is out to destroy us, it's not just total deadly stupidity, it's grifting and lying and laughing at us while we die - that is what drumpf is doing and I'm so mad and sad I almost can't stand it. Thankfully we are all ok so far, but my daughters' husband is having his pay cut significantly and his co. has declared bankruptcy and my sons' hours have been cut, but so far all are still employed and no one is sick (yet?) so we are hanging in - no thanks to the worst destroyer and disruptor ever put on earth. He's killing us on purpose for personal profit and to destroy us and both were done knowingly and without a single care for the lives of Americans who are not fascist oligarchs.

[spedtr90]

11. Jared's dad sums it all up

Charles Kushner
June 2018

“You want to know what I think about watchdogs? I think they’re a waste of time. They’re guys who can’t get a real job. All they want to do is assure that poor, not successful people get into government. Because if you’re successful, you shouldn’t be penalized by stupid ethics watchdogs.”

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

13. Fat Donnie and his SIL, Jackoff, think if they use the words "data" or "science" enough

people will think that whatever crap spews from their mouths is manna from heaven, and therefore unquestionable. Unfortunately, Dr. Fauci is there to immediately correct them, which is a new -- and unwanted -- experience.

When Jared said that the Strategic Stockpile was "ours" to dole out to the states, he was revealing the underlying belief system of these yahoos: they are so brilliant that the rest of us peons are lucky to have them in charge.

Changing the information on the HHS website to match Jared's misstatement about the purpose of the Strategic Stockpile was (a) arrogant, and (b) most likely illegal. The creation of the stockpile didn't appear out of thin air. Its need had to be established, laws passed to define its purpose, and funds appropriated to bring it into being and then annually to maintain it. If the masks have deteriorated and are useless, or 50% of the ventilators don't work, then that's a failure of the supervising agency, in this case HHS. And despite his protestations to the contrary, the buck really does stop at the Oval Office. Reporters are doing their jobs by repeatedly questioning Donnie Two Scoops about his ongoing fuckups.

[BComplex]

14. It's called outrage fatigue.

It's even more prevalent in the United States than the Coronavirus.