Is jared plastic or botox man?

[niyad]

[C_U_L8R]

1. He's gumby, dammit.

[smirkymonkey]

16. *snort*

[eleny]

2. He's not a fully formed human being yet

He's doughy, putty, joint compound.

[dchill]

3. It's very simple - he's UNDEAD.

Even his blood is somebody else's. Taken against their will.

[FM123]

4. Or maybe Data's evil twin

My apologies to Star Trek Next Gen.

[Dream Girl]

5. Is his voice like Mickey Mouse? I've never actually heard him speak. But that's wat I imagine.

[canetoad]

6. Heard him speak once or twice

His voice is certainly not deep, authoritative and resonant.

[lunatica]

17. His voice is very ordinary, easily forgettable

It doesn’t have anything distinctive about it. The kind of voice you would hear from another room and not recognize who is speaking. It’s just not low enough for an adult man.

[VOX]

7. I liken him to Damian from "The Omen."

Strange, emotionless, social misfit with plucked eyebrows and no real experience or success in anything. What TF is he even doing in the White House?

[yortsed snacilbuper]

15. The Omen.

[VOX]

23. Pretty sure the "666" mark is on his scalp. But who wants to look?

That dude is so strange— the plucked eyebrows, the poker face, the shark’s eyes, the obvious cruelty in his draconian “recommendations,” etc. He’d make a great cinema Satan, no special make-up or costuming necessary. And no “getting into character” issues with Jared, he’s living the part.

[tblue37]

24. It sure was on that building he say overpaid for. nt

[blm]

8. His eyebrows are plucked just like Bruce Jenner's were in the last

couple years before the transition.

[kimbutgar]

9. He reminds me of a deformed ken doll from the 60's

[3catwoman3]

10. He is remarkably expressionless.

Maybe he is a pod person.

[leftyladyfrommo]

11. He is awful looking. nt

[SharonAnn]

12. Is he a man? Very androgynous looking. With a wig he's be a girl.

And his voice sounded like a girl till he started working with a voice coach and managed to lower it a bit.

[niyad]

13. Actually, I wonder if anyone in the family is even human.

[Demovictory9]

14. I think he's very manscaped, eye brows plucked maybe other things done

twitter photo was taken when he either looked more natural or was photoshopped.

https://twitter.com/jaredkushner

[smirkymonkey]

18. He really is one of the creepiest "things" I have ever seen.

He doesn't even seem human to me.

It's like he and Ivanka are both robots who have been programmed as operatives for the Trump administration. There is nothing remotely warm or real about either one of them.

They are absolute freaks!

[KT2000]

19. New Yorker fiction readers

may recognize him as a blot. (Very entertaining story by the way)

[struggle4progress]

20. "I think I may have lost my brains when I took all that laxative"

[Buckeye_Democrat]

21. I think he was removed from the "pod" too soon.

From “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”, for people who don’t recognize it.

[Mc Mike]

22. Salamander or amphibian dna base.