Trump Tells Gaetz And Nunes To Put On Masks And Gloves

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Before Licking His Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When Congressmen Matt Gaetz (R-Floriduh) and Devin Nunes (R-Stupid as Fuck) arrive at the White House this weekend for what the administration is deeming an “emergency ass kissing, dick sucking, and ball licking” of the president, they’ll be required, per President Trump’s direct order, to wear surgical quality masks and latex gloves.

“The president reached out to Representatives Nunes and Gaetz and sent an urgent request for them to come to the White House for an emergency ass kissing, dick sucking, and ball licking sessions,” White House Press Drunk Stephanie Grisham slurred to reporters this morning. “As everyone out there in America knows, the one person who can protect this country is the president, and in he’ll need all the strength his ego can muster to do so. He’s gotten quite used to the regular genital fluffing and rectal polishing that Gaetz and Nunes give him, and has been missing those services they provide since the start of the COVID-19 lockdown.”

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/trump-gaetz-nunes-gloves/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. How are Gaetz and Nunes going to be able to service His Lardship while wearing masks?

[snort]

3. Cut a hole in the center

duh.

[gibraltar72]

2. Of all the deaths I mourn Czar chasm and I Rony the most.

[Under The Radar]

4. " Yes if you are going to continue to kiss my ass..."

Please wear the mask