In the great tradition of TRUMP AIRLINES and TRUMP UNIVERSITY

[PCIntern]

Last edited Wed Apr 1, 2020, 01:52 PM - Edit history (1)

comes:

TRUMP VACCINE

Developed in our secret laboratories located in the sub-basement of TRUMP TOWER, this vaccine is guaranteed to protect you from the Coronavirus Pandemic. Years in the making, the TRUMP VACCINE is not available to just everyone: it is only designated for people of significance and right-thinking at this time. Priced at $1,200,000.00 per Administration, the individual thus vaccinated to quote President Trump, “shall not perish from this Earth”.

(Disclaimer: those who receive the vaccine may suffer symptoms described as follows: loss of taste and smell, sore throat, congestion, high fever, and extreme tiredness. The Covfefe Corporation is “not responsible for anything at all” whatsoever resulting from the administration of the vaccine.)

[C_U_L8R]

1. It's leftover Trump Steak

[SeattleVet]

7. ...that's been soaking in tRump vodka for the past few years.

[Newest Reality]

2. And...

In the fine print: Availability of the Trump Vaccine is contingent upon treating us right. See section T.

[sop]

3. Development of the Covfefe-19 vaccine began in the Trump University Epidemiology laboratories.

Trump bravely offered himself as an early test subject, along with his wife and children. Naturally, given the world-class research conducted at Trump University, the Covfefe-19 vaccine was a resounding success. That explains why Trump hasn't come down with the virus, and why the guy has such poor taste.

Unfortunately, New York's Governor Cuomo and Attorney General Schneiderman sued Trump University out of existence, so the world was deprived of the Covfefe-19 vaccine.

[malaise]

4. And we have a winner

[Brainfodder]

5. Even fucks up the price?

Typo surely, but for laughs....

[PCIntern]

6. Oops! Thanks but

I was not responsible for that typo.

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