And in Toilet Paper News......Truck hauling toilet paper catches fire on Texas interstate...........

[turbinetree]

8 minutes ago

HUTCHINS, Texas (AP) — A tractor-trailer hauling toilet paper crashed and caught fire near Dallas early Wednesday, spilling the hot commodity all over an interstate.

The fire shut down westbound lanes of Interstate 20 near Interstate 45 in Hutchins, the Texas Department of Transportation said.

The driver of the truck is OK, officials said.

The toilet paper appeared to be large rolls typically used in stores, restaurants and other businesses. Texas Department of Transportation officials said the load of toilet paper “burned extensively,” according to Dallas TV station WFAA.

Toilet paper has been in high demand amid the coronavirus pandemic. Producers ramped up production and shipping operations to resupply stores wiped out by consumers buying toilet paper and paper towels in bulk.


https://apnews.com/33e1dc42a573a9d918b6fa54458d99c7

[hlthe2b]

1. Not even a roll left to wipe the tears of all the onlookers?

[Roland99]

2. oh my

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

3. It's kind of funny that we have toilet paper news now.

[femmocrat]

4. Oh noes!!!

Couldn’t happen at a worse time.

[BusyBeingBest]

5. Not a square to spare. Not even a ply.

[Tom Kitten]

6. One minute you're rolling along

The next you're wiped out. Sometimes life deals you a royal flush but this time it all went down the drain.

[Beakybird]

9. Lol. You win!

[Tom Kitten]

10. Oh boy!!! What do I win

A roll of toilet paper I hope!

[Beakybird]

11. Nothing, but for toilet paper puns, you're my role model!

[Tom Kitten]

13. Why thank you

How Charmin

[klook]

12. Looks like traffic is really backed up

after this accident. This must be a real pain in the butt. It'll take a while to unclog that mess.

[brewens]

7. Oh, the humanity! n/t

[Sneederbunk]

8. Will the flag be flown at half staff?

[Historic NY]

14. Just scrape off the char....

it will wipe.