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MoonRiver

(36,926 posts) Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:05 PM Mar 2020

How much glue do you think Chumpy uses for attaching a toupee to his bald head?

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How much glue do you think Chumpy uses for attaching a toupee to his bald head? (Original Post) MoonRiver Mar 2020 OP

No toupe. Its the comb-over from hell. marble falls Mar 2020 #1

Flattened beehive swirl. WyattKansas Mar 2020 #5

I do enjoy his hair whenever it gets a chance to escape. marble falls Mar 2020 #7

Whatever he doesn't sniff. John Fante Mar 2020 #2

Maybe he gets a little extra for that! MoonRiver Mar 2020 #3

It's seeping into his head. Cha Mar 2020 #11

Not enough. gibraltar72 Mar 2020 #4

I'd like it if tRUMP would super-glue his lips and his fingers together... abqtommy Mar 2020 #6

Oops, Stephen Miller just ate the glue Blue Owl Mar 2020 #8

Enough to damage his brain and turn him into an idiot. dreamland Mar 2020 #9

Paint roller and a squegee KentuckyWoman Mar 2020 #10

I was thinking more along the lines of 4-penny finishing nails jmowreader Mar 2020 #12

marble falls

(57,305 posts)

1. No toupe. Its the comb-over from hell.

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:08 PM

Mar 2020

WyattKansas

(1,648 posts)

5. Flattened beehive swirl.

Reply to marble falls (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:17 PM

Mar 2020

Christ, he's got longer hair when the wind blows than a lot of women.
Now you know why he wears his stupid cap with a suit... Never before have you seen that, because everyone knew it was a Goober move.

marble falls

(57,305 posts)

7. I do enjoy his hair whenever it gets a chance to escape.

Reply to WyattKansas (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 08:08 PM

Mar 2020

John Fante

(3,479 posts)

2. Whatever he doesn't sniff.

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:08 PM

Mar 2020

MoonRiver

(36,926 posts)

3. Maybe he gets a little extra for that!

Reply to John Fante (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:10 PM

Mar 2020

Cha

(297,756 posts)

11. It's seeping into his head.

Reply to John Fante (Reply #2)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 01:17 AM

Mar 2020

gibraltar72

(7,513 posts)

4. Not enough.

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:11 PM

Mar 2020

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

6. I'd like it if tRUMP would super-glue his lips and his fingers together...

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:35 PM

Mar 2020

Blue Owl

(50,522 posts)

8. Oops, Stephen Miller just ate the glue

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 09:37 PM

Mar 2020

n/t

dreamland

(964 posts)

9. Enough to damage his brain and turn him into an idiot.

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 12:30 AM

Mar 2020

KentuckyWoman

(6,697 posts)

10. Paint roller and a squegee

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 01:14 AM

Mar 2020

Or possibly a pump sprayer.

jmowreader

(50,566 posts)

12. I was thinking more along the lines of 4-penny finishing nails

Reply to MoonRiver (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 05:19 AM

Mar 2020

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