The My Pillow Guy & Melania Trump

[irisblue]

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[Brainfodder]

1. NRA could help her too?

[Totally Tunsie]

2. Hold that pillow tightly by its sides and press down firmly

until the struggling ceases. Turn out light and close the door.

[Ilsa]

3. I don't think she has access to him at night.

I bet he always sleeps alone. And I read that he has a lock on his bedroom door to keep her and anyone else out.

[leftieNanner]

9. Sounds like a plot for a murder mystery

(insert spooky music here)

[Ilsa]

12. I bet some DUers could write the perfect

Murder mystery with this scenario!

[leftieNanner]

14. I just finished the fourth Cormoran Strike Book

Robert Galbraith (aka JK Rowling) and they are wonderful. The third one is creepy. My daughter warned me not to read it at night. And she was right! But you have to read them in order because the main characters' lives change and their relationships develop as each book goes along. If you like detective/murder books, these are wonderful!

[Ilsa]

15. I've read them all. Love them!

So glad Robin got away from that Wall Street personality husband.

[leftieNanner]

16. Yep!

The fifth book will be out in September. Can't wait!

[BComplex]

18. Thanks for the tip! I love detective/murder books!

And I'm SO socially distanced right here at home.

[leftieNanner]

20. They are, in order:

The Cuckoo's Calling
The Silkworm
Career of Evil (the creepy one - serial killer pursuing women)
Lethal White (I finished this one last night)

Fifth book coming out in September.

She is such a good writer. The stories are intriguing and her characters well crafted.

[BComplex]

21. Oh! Thank you thank you!

Yay! Ready to download.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Mr. Pillow's products could be used for end-stage palliative care

No candidates come to mind....

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. :-)

[Judi Lynn]

25. Wow! I see I missed that show with George Costanza. Dammit. That would have been great!

It's a terrific image to remember, however, just as it is. Thanks!

[underpants]

6. Damn and I didn't watch tonight

[MFM008]

7. Now these

"Briefings" are commercials for his dumb ass supporters
And not just himself.
BTW those are the worst pillow products EVER.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. That answers all my COVID-19 questions. Oh, and to add, the use of the White House

for a campaign rally is prohibited.

Yeah, I know.

[Dennis Donovan]

10. I'm no doctor, but that man is seriously TWEAKING

[Under The Radar]

11. That went so well, I think that the FlexSeal guy will show tomorrow

[Ilsa]

17. We need some Bare Minerals or Dooney & Burke

Representatives next time.

[Under The Radar]

19. Yes! It really is a modification of "the Apprentice" ...

...with an “as seen on TV” advertising merger

[NBachers]

23. You know, I've been wondering where I could get some survivalist food buckets . . .

Annnnd if you order now, we'll throw in . . .

[rockfordfile]

13. What's that pos pillow crook's company rated? I think it's a F?

[kimbutgar]

22. I bought one of those pillows years ago

I washed it and it burst open and it took months to get out the little balls from my dryer. My husband had his until I found out he was a mf45 supporter. I threw it away and brought him another pillow.

[Blue Owl]

24. Afterwards it would look like the shroud of Trumpin

n/t

[Rollo]

26. Donald J. Trump: the first Made For TV president!

The scam what am.

[Kali]

27. WTF??!!!