Jesus Christ he's dumb as a box of rocks.

[nolabear]

How the actual fuck can he not understand contagion?

[IcyPeas]

1. boggles my mind too - he has been close to so many

who've tested positive. how is this fuck so lucky?

[Midnightwalk]

12. Simple

The devil wants to delay delivery of his soul. Gotta admit I have some sympathy.

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. Sympathy for the devil, you say?

[Jacoby365]

16. Like the comic book villain, he has the antidote.

[LuckyCharms]

2. I'm listening with my back to the TV...

He sounds like he's having a major stroke while doing a bong hit while someone is pouring grain alcohol up his ass through a funnel.

[ResistantAmerican17]

3. Calling Justice Boof!!!

Cleanup in the press room.

[greenjar_01]

4. ROFL

Thanks for the larf.

[ResistantAmerican17]

8. Yer welcome! If we can't laugh we're doomed.

[greenjar_01]

10. Probably doomed anyway

But down we go together.

[ResistantAmerican17]

11. Well there is that.

[nolabear]

6. Something tells me he'd pay good money for that.

[Totally Tunsie]

18. I don't want to know how you know what that sounds like.

[LonePirate]

5. Indeed he is epically stupid but somehow millions of Americans think he is the smartest man alive.

This country is so fucked.

[blitzen]

7. 60 plus years of guzzling Sudafed has made him invincible. n/t

[lkinwi]

9. The only good thing he's done is to have these idiotic pressers during my cocktail time. 🍷

I just heard DeVos will be joining them on Friday. I’ll need to start an hour early.

[IcyPeas]

13. Devos reminds me of this every time....

remember the cartoon Underdog? Sweet Polly Purebred

[Thomas Hurt]

14. contagion is about more than one person and they aren't him, why should he care.

[struggle4progress]

17. I dunno. The rocks have usually been around a while and have enough experience to understand

the old aphorism: "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"