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Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing ...
Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing There Is No Easter This YearBy Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report
The New Yorker
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This is a leap year,” the quick-thinking virologist replied.
“I guess I didn’t know it worked that way,” Trump said. “I never go to church.”
Fauci consoled Trump by telling him that, if all goes according to plan, the country could be reopened in time for Easter Sunday, 2021, a suggestion that Trump appeared somewhat reluctantly to accept.
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Borowitz is so damn good.
