Missouri woman gives birth in toilet paper aisle at Walmart.

[Tanuki]

https://www.wkrn.com/community/health/coronavirus/woman-gives-birth-in-toilet-paper-aisle-at-walmart/

"Amid the empty shelves and store closures, a Springfield, Missouri, Walmart had its own commotion goingWednesday afternoon.

A baby was born in the toilet paper aisle.

“We were like, oh my gosh, is this actually going to happen,” said store manager Jessica Hinkle.

Hinkle said the woman warned store associates that her last child came in just 30 minutes. When the woman’s water broke in the toilet paper aisle, she was prepared to go into labor right then and there.

“We were like, what do we do now?” she said. ......(more)

[superpatriotman]

1. Mazeltov!

That is going to be one tough-ass kid!

[zackymilly]

2. Will she name the baby Corona? n/t

[lapfog_1]

5. Charmin or Scott

[zackymilly]

6. Lol. Charmin for girl, Scott for boy. n/t

[Ilsa]

11. I just hope it's not "Cottonelle". nt

[zackymilly]

12. How about Cotton Nell? n/t

[Ilsa]

13. A girl: Coton Elle

Give it a french twist.

[renate]

3. That headline makes perfect sense these days

It’s the modern version of “Dog Bites Man.”

[Aristus]

4. That is the most Wal-Mart headline in the history of Wal-Mart.

Let me guess: She and her husband got married in Wal-Mart?

The child was conceived in Wal-Mart?

The baby shower was at Wal-Mart?

[Journeyman]

7. At least it was an empty part of the store . . .

[Baitball Blogger]

8. That woman should get toilet paper for life.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Some people will do anything to get their hands on TP.

[customerserviceguy]

10. Over 45 years ago

one of my college friends went into labor at the supermarket. Her water broke in the condiments section, and she promptly picked a jar of pickles off the shelf, then dropped it on the floor for "cover".

[nilram]

14. The store had a one package per person limit.

Honestly, some people will do anything to hoard!

[Texaswitchy]

15. There was a movie about a baby born in a Wal-Mart.

Cannot remember the name

[Meowmee]

16. Where the Heart Is nt

[Texaswitchy]

17. Good movie.

[Meowmee]

18. Yep

I don’t watch many movies and saw it on tv but the baby in walmart part stuck out lol 😊