NEWS: Mar-a-Lago is CLOSED

[DesertRat]

Link to tweet

[Coventina]

1. Oh no! Who will the bedbugs chew on now?!?!

We need a Berlin airlift for those poor critters!!

[leftieNanner]

5. Maybe like those monkeys in Thailand?

Rival across-the-street gangs attacking each other because there are no tourists to feed them.

But these would be across-the-bed gangs.

Will Trumpie still go there for the weekend? There's plenty for them to feast on right there.

[Coventina]

22. LOL! n/t

[Harker]

2. Good.

Now if only non-essential presidents would go there and shelter in place...

[TheBlackAdder]

46. Wait! Coron-A-Lago is closed?

[Harker]

47. All other names for that toxic dump

have just been supplanted.

[MagickMuffin]

3. May it remained closed for eternity!

Except he's allowed to spend the rest of his miserable life there, if he doesn't go to prison first.

[uponit7771]

4. Good !!!

[zackymilly]

6. Is trump locked inside? n/t

[progressoid]

7. Don't fucking care!

[True Blue American]

29. Yeah!

I don’t care, do you?

[doc03]

8. Where will Trump go now? I bet Trump Corp

walks away with a huuuge welfare check

[Harker]

48. Sure.

The "hospitality industry" is queued up for a huge pile of bailout cash.

Mr. Emoluments is feeling great!

[Totally Tunsie]

9. No biggie for the Chump - it's time for golf in NJ.

He won't miss a beat.

[2naSalit]

10. No more golfing and parties on our dime!

[lunasun]

27. See there can be a plus out of this

[JHB]

28. Depends. Are his other properties still open?

[True Blue American]

30. Now we know why

Trump is so angry!

[2naSalit]

34. That's what I was thinking.

[DENVERPOPS]

43. don't bet on it.

They may just allow him to go there.

At any rate he will apply for Federal Assistance for the income from the closed club

He probably has ordered the kids to grift even harder.....

[2naSalit]

44. I'm sure you're right.

It was a fun thought for a minute, though!

[gibraltar72]

11. He will just get paid by us

Senate bill is slanted toward big corps. Shocker!

[pandr32]

18. Probably a fat compensation check

Inflated as hell, too.

[superpatriotman]

12. Please remember the little people who are employees there

Through no fault of their own they have to work to support themselves unlike their grifting boss

[DesertRat]

25. +1

[struggle4progress]

13. He's not opening it for coronavirus victims?

[flibbitygiblets]

35. Or offering to convert to emergency hospitals like they're doing in CA?

On 2nd thought, he'd probably find a way to divert the retrofitting $ to himself. Anyone who uses a "charity" to commission a life-sized self-portrait clearly can't be trusted with a dime of others' money.

[Brother Buzz]

14. I hear the orange anus has already applied for one of those zero interest small business loans

[bluestarone]

15. He will get a bunch from

The stimulus package. That's why it's closed!!

[Roland99]

16. Mar-a-Lysol

[klook]

26. !

Nice one.

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. I've heard that fire is an excellent disinfectant.

Just passing that along.

[klook]

31. All his "businesses" are probably worth more

as insurance claims than as going concerns.

[Sunsky]

19. Great nt

[mshasta]

20. He wants part of bailout money

Only reason he will accept to closed down is because is getting money, remember 9/11 he got money from new york

[Baitball Blogger]

21. War is hell.

[Raster]

23. There isn't enough disinfectant in the world...

... to cleanse the filth from Magat-A-Lardo.

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. Wanna bet the Maggot sticks the public with the clean up costs.

[DesertRat]

40. I wouldn't doubt it

[greytdemocrat]

32. Maybe...

He'll go to one of his clubs in another country.

[Rebl2]

33. Yeah!

[Snake Plissken]

36. Trump is celebrating because now our tax dollars will be used to fund his rundown properties

I can't wait to see the bill for renovating his rundown Doral golf course.

[world wide wally]

37. That will cut tdown on food poisoning cases too

[Traildogbob]

38. I would say

Tell trump it is safe, bring the family to self quarantine. Except secret service would get sick. Please send Barr and Burr with Mother and Mike. THAT
would MAGA.

[NellieStarbuck]

39. Well, it's about damned time

they shuttered that freaking petri dish!

[seta1950]

41. Good

Forever I hope

[kairos12]

42. Marlavirus.

[iluvtennis]

45. Good. now we taxpayers cna stop paying for fat a** to go to Florida every weekend. nt