BROKEN: Trump to Declare Marshall Law - Appoints Marshall-in-Chief
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Matt Dillon and Sidekick Festus Appointed to New Federal Office
ETA: If you wonder about this post, see this. Even the misspelling of Martial is misspelled:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213107322
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Wait, wut???
And where it was taken. I think there was time when bands legitimately did hook up, say, 16 Marshall 4x12 cabs to 8x100W heads ... but of course the desirability of such a setup is long since past 
WWFD = What Would Festus Do? Vote the criminally corrupt and morally debased Republican Party into oblivion.
I remember Festus always arguing with the doctor. In this one episode, the doctor laments Festus never learned to read, and Festus advanced the argument that he never learned to read because how could he know if what he was learning was right or wrong. And, he continued, if he learned wrong, he'd be 'readin' wrong writing!'
Those are characters from better days. Seems like the world is moving on, now.
Mother Pence, too, I hear.
Doc and Miss Kitty?
I'm psychologically damaged enough right now 
We always need jokes!
And Rubio is a prime example.
Make sure to ask to see their badge first!
If they say, "Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinkin' BADGES!" then run away.
demand US Marshal Raylan Givens of "Justified" be appointed.
"He is the only one we will follow (have you seen that butt)?" thousands cry.
