Uh oh! Trump will speak without a teleprompter

[brooklynite]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. So he'll be especially weird, obnoxious and stupid.

[dewsgirl]

2. Oh boy, this should be something.

[Totally Tunsie]

3. Popcorn sales just went up.

[grantcart]

10. Dow will drop

[hlthe2b]

4. Then I KNOW I'm not watching. Too much unhinged lately. I'll watch the video clips or read summary

[Thomas Hurt]

5. Now we will get the full Trumpian bee ess and lies circus.

He effed up the last one and I am betting that pissed him off so he is going all out.

I am great, Dems and media are to blame blah, blah, blah.


F**k Trump

[Dennis Donovan]

6. Woo!!

[getagrip_already]

7. I can just see the faces of people working at the wh......

walking dead... all of them.

[The Genealogist]

8. Getting out the dressing, word salad ahead

He has a limited repertoire, so i expect airing of grievances about his enemies, real and perceived.

[Stevegberg]

9. Trump speaking without a teleprompter is the REAL emergency here.

I’m kidding. Sort of.

[procon]

12. SOP desperately list off a bunch of numbers

that prove he's the greatest precedent evah! Then blame Obama, Pelosi, Schiff, every Democrat in Congress and all their constituents, the media and certain reporters, and various foreign countries.

Despite the reams of historical documents chronicling his astounding ineptitude, Trump will claim he's done a perfect job in squelching any effort to address this Corona virus. Everything is wonderful, perfect, ignore anyone who mentions science, they are just bitter, disgruntled Democrats trying to disparage his greatness.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Where is he? Delaying until the markets close?

Or just getting all drugged up so it's less obvious that he's (a) crazy, (b) got the virus, or (c) both?

[dhill926]

14. probably too Adderall addled to read....