--a deteriorating rodeo clown

[kpete]

Jeff Tiedrich

your coronavirus response team:
—a deteriorating rodeo clown
—his overleveraged and underqualified son-in-law
—his science-denying veep
—the useless doorstop in charge of gutting medicare
—one actual expert, but he's not allowed to say anything that would anger the rodeo clown

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[dubyadiprecession]

1. The Rodeo clowns really slimmed down'

[efhmc]

2. A rodeo clown actually has a job to do and does it.

That bloated windbag doesn't even get close to the bull.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. Exactly. Rodeo clowns put themselves between danger and the potential victim.

[Marthe48]

9. Bloated windbag

Doesn't need a bull, he spouts enough b.s. on his own.

[grantcart]

3. Bumper sticker "If you elect a clown you get a circus for a government"

[leftieNanner]

4. So who is the "useless doorstop"?

Miller?

[NBachers]

6. Yes, an intestinal parasite is appropriate. Rodeo clowns put themselves in danger to save others.

[gilligan]

7. He never was a pretty good rodeo clown.

Tears and grease paint do not mix
And old dogs will not learn new tricks
He never was a pretty good rodeo clown


Apologies to the Late Great Guy Clark.