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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Senator Susan Collins, of Maine, has not decided whether she will wash her hands in response to the coronavirus outbreak, Collins confirmed on Friday.
Speaking to reporters at the Capitol, Collins said that she was deeply troubled by the behavior of the covid-19 virus.
The behavior of the coronavirus is, to me, profoundly disturbing, she said. Whether it rises to the level of something I should respond to by washing my hands is a question I am devoting a great deal of thought to right now.
Collins said that she had set no timetable for deciding whether to wash her hands, stressing that it was a decision I do not take lightly.
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She usually washes her hands of everything Trump does.
JDC
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(22,528 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)washing her hands of her Senate seat and was contemplating not running for re-election. OTOH, Borowitz is great!