I'm very upset. I spent the entire night on my knees, praying...

[LuckyCharms]

for Rick Santelli's stocks to rebound.

He should be out on the streets today, looking for a new job. But that won't happen.

[Terry_M]

1. To be fair, under the lowest estimate of mortality

He's only asking for 640,000 people to sacrifice themselves for the greater good of the American economy. That's not even a million. What's 640,000 lives when we're talking about the stock market?

Just in case...

[Chainfire]

2. He is missing a good chance to remind those about to die

If we would all accept Jesus Christ as our personal saviors, then we have nothing to worry about. If we die, we win by going to paradise. (I am betting that within a few weeks, there is going to be a surge of new Christians.)

Dying could be good for the economy, good for the environment and wonderful for those who die. What more could a person ask for? Make America Great again, be patriotic and lay down your life for wall street! Come on people, cough it up!