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underpants

(182,877 posts)
Sat Feb 29, 2020, 10:40 AM Feb 2020

Mike Pence Calls For Urgent Research Into Which Sin Coronavirus Is Punishment For

Coronavirus czar Mike Pence has wasted no time getting down to business as he met with leading medical experts today to learn the scale of the task he has been entrusted with by President Trump.

“The experts have informed me it is critical we understand the origins of this deadly disease as best we can which is why my first step will be to create a taskforce to identify the sin against God responsible.”

“I want no potential contributing factor to this epidemic ruled out – homosexuality, killing babies in the womb, wasting seed in the manner of Onan, and all forms of fornication of course.”

He is also calling for private entities to join in the research and commended Pastor Pat Robertson of Regent University for agreeing to apply his keen analytic mind to the health crisis the country faces.

“Pat is always at the ready to identify the causal nature of the worst disasters we face, from 9/11 to the AIDS crisis to the Orlando nightclub shooting. I expect him to be no less diligent in his scientific investigations here.”

http://www.breakingburgh.com/mike-pence-calls-for-urgent-research-into-which-sin-coronavirus-is-punishment-for/

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Mike Pence Calls For Urgent Research Into Which Sin Coronavirus Is Punishment For (Original Post) underpants Feb 2020 OP
All of the Con's seven deadly ones malaise Feb 2020 #1
Indeed! MyOwnPeace Feb 2020 #2
I'm reminded of the "AIDS is God's retribution of drug use and the gay life style" pronouncement Cousin Dupree Feb 2020 #3

MyOwnPeace

(16,937 posts)
2. Indeed!
Sat Feb 29, 2020, 10:45 AM
Feb 2020

Boy, can we be proud of our Leadership in Washington!

(Remember the picture of European leaders laughing at IQ45 at a party when he was over there?
Wonder who they'll be laughing at tonight?)

Cousin Dupree

(1,866 posts)
3. I'm reminded of the "AIDS is God's retribution of drug use and the gay life style" pronouncement
Sat Feb 29, 2020, 11:05 AM
Feb 2020

by the evangelicals in the 80’s. It’s only a matter of time before we find out that God’s Wrath is once again raining down on us because of ____________(fill in the blank). Maybe Obama did it.

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