I can't

[demmiblue]

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[dalton99a]

1. The vacuous plastic grifter is adorable.

The narcissism runs strong in the crime family

[underpants]

2. At 15 seconds I thought she turned toward the camera and cast a spell

She only paused to look at things that are gold leafed.

Hey, don’t touch the stuff lady.

[marble falls]

3. She makes Gwyneth Paltrow seem warm and accessible.

[Mike 03]

4. Creepy as all get-out.

It reminds me of some of Stanley Kubrick's people-as-marionettes scenes.

[lunatica]

5. That video is bizarre

Even as royalty she fails. Real Royals know to pause and linger a little more, and even to ask questions, so they at least look like human beings. All she does in pose, forever walking on the fashion runway. And what the hell is she doing touching the pillars?! You’re not supposed to wipe your hands on the pillars!

[tblue37]

6. ALWAYS posing--like Melania in Egypt. nt

[lunasun]

7. Looking to purchase?

We need some daughter wife murals or billboards for the full NK effect
Maybe a coin issue

[onethatcares]

8. I think

she shits' little green pellets of plastic.

[IcyPeas]

9. more....

Ivanka Trump, daughter of U.S. President Donald Trump, met with high-ranking officials on her first day in the United Arab Emirates. The president's daughter is in the UAE ahead of the Global Women's Forum, where she will give a keynote address.

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[maxrandb]

10. Sigh...

This is evidence that America...and possibly the entire fucking world has not only crashed through the Looking Glass, but we are now using the broken shards to slit our fucking wrists.

Every fiber of my being, from the deepest depths of my soul, to the tips of my male nipples in the frozen-food section at Harris Teater, knows with a crystalline, pure spar certainty, that I should NOT BE REQUIRED to give ONE-FUCK what this soulless, hell spawn "Netherworld Barbie" has to say about fucking anything

My intellect, my psyche, my conscience, my decency and grace...all tell me that I shouldn't even be required to know who in the fuck these people are.

I know that these lifeless, grifting, vapid, empty vessels deserve NOT ONE NANO-SECOND of my serious thoughts.

These spray-on-tan, Loreal of Bakersfield, plastic, Axe-Body Spray wearing morons SHOULD BE THE MOST FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE WE EVER ENCOUNTER

Their impact on our lives should have the same effect of a fucking gnat blocking the path of a charging rhino.

I will NEVER forgive fucking Donnie Shit for Brains voting morons for requiring me to take seriously A FUCKING BUNCH OF IGNORANT FUCKSTICKS that should NEVER be taken seriously

This fucking family and their supporters, are like dog-shit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.

[Lars39]

13. Lovely rant, maxrandb!

[Skittles]

11. walking Pez Dispenser

yes

[GoCubsGo]

12. She looks like a fucking Disneyland automaton.

That is some weird shit there.