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Did the Super Bowl Halftime Show Open a Portal and Infect Dave Daubenmire With a Demonic Virus?
By Kyle Mantyla | February 12, 2020 12:21 pm

Last week, right-wing activist Dave Daubenmire announced his intention to sue the NFL for allegedly putting his eternal salvation at risk by broadcasting unsolicited “crotch shots” into his home during the Super Bowl halftime show. Despite the fact that his threat has been the subject of widespread mockery, Daubenmire is completely serious and has since begun taking steps to sue not only the NFL, but also Pepsi, which sponsored the halftime show, and even the city of Miami, which hosted the Super Bowl.

On Tuesday’s episode of his “Pass The Salt Live” webcast, Daubemire suggested that those responsible for the broadcast may have opened a portal into his home through which he could have become infected with some sort of demonic virus.

“What if there is a [demonic] spirit that accompanies the visual of the pornography?” Daubenmire asked. “What if that opens up, what do they call it? A portal? A threshold? … What if sitting there, watching that soft pornography dance across our TVs, what if there’s a spiritual component to that? What if there is something that comes out of my screen?”

“What if there’s some waves? What if there is something that comes off of that video?” he continued. “What if there’s something, waves or some force that comes off of that? What do they call that stuff? Dopamine. What if that unleashes something in my brain? What if it’s like really and truly infecting me with a virus? What if it is really like that?”

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/did-the-super-bowl-halftime-show-open-a-portal-and-infect-dave-daubenmire-with-a-demonic-virus/

[TygrBright]

1. "What if... what if you're a deluded spittle-flecked hate-burbling goober? What if?" n/t

[lame54]

2. Satire or not

[Tripper11]

3. There are not enough eye rolls for this shit

nonetheless

[gratuitous]

4. Dear Dave

I don't think you have much to worry about in the way of something being unleashed in your brain. There's no evidence of any activity there that I can see.

[jmowreader]

5. All kidding aside...

Mr. Daubenmire's "eternal salvation" must be pretty damned weak if watching women dance on television puts it at risk.

[onethatcares]

6. what if

his mother didn't have a vagina??

what a sad state of affairs our country is in.

One guy wants to grab vaginas and another one that supports him doesn't want to think of themor he thinks too much about them.

No wonder we're screwn.

[blugbox]

7. Why not just never partake in that "secular" T.V. programming then?

He's never once seen anything sexual pop on T.V. before? EVER? The portal has never once opened in his whole life before then?

[LiberalFighter]

8. Stephen Colbert did a spoof of him last nite.

[CatWoman]

11. ....

[TlalocW]

9. I pointed out in the comments on his video

That he should probably also be upset over the political message of showing kids in cages and the finale of showing the feathered American flag turning into the Puerto Rico flag, J. Lo's daughter singing, "Born in the USA," and that transitioning into, "Let's Get Loud," all a reminder that Trump abandoned Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico citizens are Americans, and getting loud didn't mean, "Let's party," but let's make our voices heard at the ballot box. If he's going to be pissed, and I can help nudge him into having an aneurysm, I will. (Just kidding)

It was like a few Superbowls ago when Coke showed different American ethnicities singing, "America the Beautiful," in different languages, and they lost their collective shit that it took them a couple days to realize that one vignette showed a family of two dads and a daughter.

One of the commenters further down agreed with his points on the immorality about it. I quickly looked at his profile and asked if he would be fine if the dancers met his particular fetish of nearly 7-foot-tall muscular green women (big fan of She-Hulk). No response.

TlalocW

[demtenjeep]

10. They're coming to take me away haha

coming to take me away


"he really is stupid"

[angstlessk]

12. What if...grasshoppers had six shooters?

Birds wouldn't fuck with em

[eleny]

13. He must be very ashamed that he liked it

[rownesheck]

14. People like this guy

definitely have major skeletons in their closets. Wouldn't be surprised if he diddled children. I keep my kids away from these nutbags.