If I knew someone who sounded like Trump sounded this morning,

[Mike 03]

with so little emotional affect, and his voice three octaves lower than normal, I'd have 911 programmed on speed dial in my phone, because that's the sound of someone who is about to lose his shit.

[CatMor]

1. In his case I hope it happens soon.

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. He's sounded like that for 3 years,

DAMN hurry up and have a great public shit-losing!!

[TruckFump]

6. I hope you don't mind.

I borrowed your signature picture. I absolutely love it!!!!!

[world wide wally]

3. That's his phony somber voice. Like his phony smile for pictures

[Totally Tunsie]

8. Exactly.

[Wednesdays]

4. He always sounds like he's about to lose his shit

You ought to have your speed dial at the ready permanently.

[mia]

5. The Art of Pretentious Prayerful Parlance

Chapter 1. My Perfect Pity Party

[2naSalit]

7. I hope there's no

NARCAN available in the WH... just sayin'.