RWNJ Christian preacher wants to sue the NFL

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

‘Watching J-Lo and Shakira put me in danger of hellfire


During his Pass the Salt broadcast this Monday, Dave Daubenmire lashed out at the NFL for sneaking the seductive, undulating frames of J-Lo and Shakira into his living room, saying he should sue them since his unexpected viewing of women dancing risks God barring him from Heaven.

“I think we ought to sue,” Daubenmire said in a video clip flagged by Right Wing Watch. “Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son—whose hormones are just starting to operate—was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?”

“I think we ought to go sit down in a courtroom and present this as evidence of how whoever [put on the halftime show] is keeping me from getting into the kingdom of Heaven,” he continued. “Could I go into a courtroom and say, ‘Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire’? Could the court say, ‘That doesn’t apply here because the right to [produce] porn overrides your right to [not] watch it’? Yeah, well, you didn’t tell me I was gonna watch it. You just brought it into my living room. You didn’t tell me there were gonna be crotch shots!”

"That’s discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You can’t just do that,” he declared. “I wanna sue them for about $867 trillion.”

https://deadstate.org/christian-preacher-wants-to-sue-the-nfl-watching-j-lo-and-shakira-put-me-in-danger-of-hellfire/

Oh please it wasn't that risque. At least I didn't find myself being aroused by it.

I loved when they showed the Puerto Rican flag after singing "Born in the USA" reminding everyone that Puerto Rico is part of this country.

However if you think it's only the right slamming the half-time show there was an editorial by a supposedly "woke person" in today's Washington Post who put it down.

Lighten the hell up people.

[calguy]

1. He needs to sue the manufacturer of his tv remote

Apparently they didn't clearly label the "off" button.

[oasis]

4. True that.

[Drahthaardogs]

2. He needs to chill out and enjoy two talented and beautiful Latin women

Dancing and singing

[Initech]

3. If he thinks that is keeping him from going to Heaven...

He's got another thing coming. His support for Trump is already keeping him from going. He supports the devil and the dark side.

[HarlanPepper]

5. They looked fantastic to me Sunday night

But then again I’m not a repressed weirdo.

[GoCubsGo]

6. You do that, you flaming nutjob.

See how far it gets you.

I am so fucking sick of these asshole men who blame everyone else for the fact that they can't control themselves. You don't want to watch the dancing women? Turn off your goddamn television set.

[Olafjoy]

7. Yeah, um Dude?

Do you know the porn your 12 year old son can see on his phone with the flick of a finger? If you don’t, Bless Your Heart! Stay in your little world of oblivion where women with clothes on dancing will send you to hell. Srsly? SMFH

[Pool Hall Ace]

8. I don't know about his 12-year-old son, but

his 24-year-old son (at the time) was nailed for “pandering obscenity involving a minor.”

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NEWARK, Ohio — The son of a conservative religious activist made a promise to a judge after being sentenced yesterday to five years of probation on a child-pornography charge.

MORE:

https://www.dispatch.com/article/20070301/news/303019923?template=ampart

[Initech]

12. And John Hagee's brother got arrested on sexual assault charges.

Won't somebody please think of the children?

[Initech]

11. Yeah we have this thing called "PornHub"...

That you can access with just a simple Google search. That's got all kinds of things that make the Super Bowl halftime show look like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

[Blue_true]

9. What did he do, go in his bathroom and wank off? nt

[jmowreader]

10. Dear Pastor Daubenmire...

Do not worry. Watching the Super Bowl halftime show won’t get you sent to hell.

It’s all the pretending to be a Christian you’ve been doing that’s sending you to hell.

Signed, God.