OMG--I just got a survey/fundraising solicitation from the RNC........!

[lastlib]

Only problem--I have to put my own postage stamp on it. (Maybe I could "borrow" one from my tRump-voting mother?...........IDK)

What to do.......??? Suggestions?

[rurallib]

1. I got one Monday - was going to write a big "fuck trump" on it

and send it back but just decided it wasn't worth my time and stamp.

[samnsara]

2. i love those...fill it our in black sharpie

[lastlib]

3. Good idea!

Maybe I'll fill it out like I'm Vladimir Putin!

[lastlib]

4. Q: "Which is the most important economic issue facing you and your family?"

My "Vladimir Putin" answer: "Russia sanctions!"

Q: "Do you believe ObamaCare should be repealed and replaced?"
A: "NYET!"

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. can't beleive how chintzy they are about the stamp.

All the more money for their pockets, looks like. We know that Herr Hair siphons donation $$$, no reason to think that others don't.

[TheBlackAdder]

13. That's because they know people would just mail in empty envelopes back, if it's pre-stamped.

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If it's a regular stamp, they lose out. If it's a metered stamp it's billed when mailed.

I'm sure they would get more empty envelopes than legit ones.

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[tosh]

16. True,,,

And I always added some extra weight by taping a few pennies to the return “donation” form.

[Totally Tunsie]

6. Fill the envelope with your other junk mail and send it back to them.

Check first to be sure there's no identifying info on it.

Note: This works especially well when they provide the postage - it costs them money to get garbage back.

The RNC and the Young Republicans National Federation have been calling here at least twice a day, all of which go unanswered (although I've been tempted to play with them a bit). No matter how many times I block their number(s), they still keep trying. Persistent little devils
I'm surprised the Dems aren't doing the same - I answer those calls.

[lastlib]

7. I gotta pay the postage.

I filled out the survey they sent me as if I was Vladimir Putin--even put his name on it and the "address" for the Kremlin. Every question they wanted a 'yes' answer, I wrote in "Da;" for 'no', I put "NYET!" In the part where I filled in my donation, I wrote (in black Sharpie), "Vat am I paying all these RUBLES for??" And of course, I gave them my occupation and employer as "president of Russia." Had a really good time with this!

[Dem2theMax]

9. I hope I get one.

I'm stealing all of your ideas.
With your permission, of course.

[lastlib]

14. Help thyself!

It's for a good noble cause! I find that ridicule is a VERY powerful weapon against these asswipes.

[Dem2theMax]

15. Спасибо.

According to Google, that's 'thank you' in Russian.



Now I will be looking forward to getting mail.
I'm prepared!

[crickets]

10. I like the cut of your jib.

Hilarious!

[Blue_true]

8. It is likely paper that you can't put to one use that I thought of.

So write a big "FUCK YOU!!!" on it then borrow a stamp from your mom and send it back.

[GoCubsGo]

11. Send them some Monopoly money.

Another option would be fake Russian rubles, which you can purchase from one of a few sources that turn up in a search of "Russian prop money." Fake Chinese money would also work. Amazon sells a wide variety of play/prop money.

Get the stamp from your mom.

[peggysue2]

12. I received the same thing early this week

Went straight into the circular file! I'm not wasting a stamp on these mobsters.

[retread]

17. I don't mind the stamp. Don't repukes hate the Post Office? n/t