"Trump not only had the right, he had the DUTY to investigate Biden." Come CAPTION Alan Dershowitz!

[skip fox]

Alan Dershowitz: "Follow my thinking if you can. . . One, Trump knew Biden was a crook who would try to destroy America. . . . Two, Biden was jumping in the polls. Three, Trump saw a way to expose Biden's crooked dealings and attempted to encourage that exposure in order to save our beloved nation. . . . Ergo, President Trump doesn't deserve impeachment; he deserves a metal! . . . Everyone who disagrees with this is a partisan hack."l

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Mr. Underpants has SPOKEN!

[TheBlackAdder]

11. How could it be a "Happy Ending?" The spunk glued my underwear to my junk until I could shower.

[empedocles]

2. 'Underpants dersho'

[hlthe2b]

3. I suppose it is childish, but I can't help but hope he has people spitting at him...

(even from a distance too far to contact) everywhere he goes.

He should die a pariah, IMO. If not for his lies on the constitution then for his victimization of Epstein-related girl(s).

[rsdsharp]

4. I agree. Trump deserves a metal.

A cast iron frying pan upside the head.

[Johonny]

5. Look, if the president thinks it is in the national interest, then it's in the national interest

even if the nation isn't interested. For instance, if the president thinks getting re-selected is in his interest, then he can use the vast security apparatus, or even a couple of thugs Giuliani hired, to not only dig up dirt on his opponent, but to pressure other nations (particularly ones under stress from Russian invasion) to manufacture it. Now some people say, Alan keep your underpants on there, wait a minute. Are there no limits to King Trump and his folly of idiots around him. I say, don't take my example too far. I did not say there were no limits. I mean, there are no limits so long as the underpants stay on, it's okay. Now I would not go so far to say the president, if he thinks it would help his re-selection attempt, can merely kill all registered Democrats. No, clearly that's not what I'm saying. It's the logical conclusion, but that requires you to think I'm trying to use logic here. Clearly I am not. This is bullshit. Pure and unfiltered political bullshit. The kind that claims they're coming for your cows and you're next, kind of crazy bullshit. No thought was put into my statements. No conclusions can be drawn. And besides FEMA death camps for libtards is much more likely with this president anyway. So, in conclusion. I conclude that if the president is a lying piece of shit, you must acquit!

[skip fox]

14. On all cylinders today!

[underpants]

6. Look I didn't quit and I wasn't dismissed. I had a pre-arranged

Trip down memory lane from the Epstein years so I’m down in Miami.....ok hold it it was a family thing


That’s the excuse he gave last night on CNN. Oh and he said he didn’t say what everyone saw him say.

[skip fox]

8. Yikes! They are now calling Dershowitz "Mr. Underpants."

I have a friend named Jerry McGuire. After the movie by that name came out it was hard for him to book a hotel room.

[PA Democrat]

7. Any future public appearances, he should be greeted by people waving tighty whities.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Can sex with a minor really lead to a "Happy Ending" if my underwear is still on?

[C_U_L8R]

10. Then why didn't he call the Justice Dept?

Why hide every bit of evidence and gag every witness?? That’s not an investigation - it’s a shakedown. An extortion scheme. This whole thing stinks and the Trumps are clearly criminals.

[skip fox]

13. Caution. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

but we try to channel our subject's anger, stupidity, greed, gullibility, or as here, deceptiveness.

So he didn't actually say that but he might have if he thought he could get away with it.

[C_U_L8R]

16. It was very realistic :-)

[Mersky]

12. "I need underpants this big"

I have a terrible case of elephantiasis of the nuts. Oh, and I recommend avoiding the koolaid.

[fescuerescue]

15. We should impeach Dershowitz next

From whatever job he has.

Hell he deserves that for getting OJ off if anything.

[skip fox]

17. A.D. is saying:

"Vote against witnesses for America. Vote against witnesses in the service justice. Vote against witnesses in the service of honor, truth, God, knowledge, the Constitution, the modern world and human consciousness. . . . May God strike me dead if I'm lying!"

God is thinking: "Just wait."

[kentuck]

18. Well, he did try to send a former Ambassador to Russia to be questioned?

He actually thought it would be a good idea.