Trump's life could be depicted in a movie like Sin City

[lunatica]

and come closer to telling it like it is than in any other style of movie.

He’s a comic book style villain with his large girth and vain yellow hair swoop and flying red tie and the evil look in his eyes and permanently grimacing mouth. The Republicans are also comic book grunts, just following the boss’s orders. Steven Miller is the very personification of the evil snake slithering around Trump’s body, hissing suggestions into his ear.

All his people, including his oldest sons, Ivanka and Melania could be categorized as some form of comic book personage. Jared could be seen as overly pale, in a high collar cape with fangs, not saying much other than the mute statement of his arched eyebrow. Barr could be depicted to look like a giant Cheshire Cat with his eternal goofy smile, sliding himself up and down Trump’s leg for a pat on the head. Lindsey would be the Court Jester running around, getting underfoot playing the flute and slobbering kisses on Trump’s ass.

[dewsgirl]

1. I can totally see it.

[ancianita]

2. Wow, this is great!

You have such a cool way of looking at his story. You could get a writer and pursue a storyboard. But then he'd sue you.

I have a friend who owns an ale house on Chicago's north side; his hobby is painting portraits of notorious people. They're hilarious, bringing in all kinds of visual symbolism; everybody likes his odelisk of Palin, bear rug, chopper off in the distance, guns around, all that... I like the creepy, mocking edge he gives them.

[lunatica]

4. I think I would love seeing his work!

I don’t do comic book graphic art. My son used to when he was alive and he would have probably taken my descriptions and drawn them. He was really good at it.

[ancianita]

7. Oh yeah, you would. The fact that it's in a bar makes the bar more prone to art talk. I have to say,

the more I drank one night, the more arty they looked.

Whoa, you slipped that in on me... He's gone? I'm so sorry for your loss, suddenly feel choked up; oh, you've got to be one strong human to have withstood that.

[lunatica]

8. Thank you

The strength comes because you have to be strong. Most of the time my memories are good ones that fill me with warmth. I was remembering how well he used to draw his comic book art. How proud he made me with his art.

[KT2000]

3. Steven Miller too!

residing in a dungeon of torture instruments.

[lunatica]

5. Yeah, fondling them and saying, "my precioussss"

[lunatica]

6. Kick

[UTUSN]

9. K&R for, I was thinking more like Marquis de Sade or (I don't know)

[lunatica]

10. They aren't nearly that creative!

The Marquis de Sade was the first porn novelist and he made an actual living at it. Evidently he knew something about people that they weren’t willing to admit.

Trump is probably too stupid. He was with a porn star and made her look at sharknado movies. What a dullard!

[Initech]

11. Trump would make a great James Bond villain.

Though he's something of a cross between Auric Goldfinger from Goldfinger and Elliott Carver from Tomorrow Never Dies. Hannity would make a great Oddjob and Jeanine Pirro is the even crazier sidekick.

[lunatica]

12. Jeannine Pirro would be that Russian woman with the knife in her shoe

Trump is, without a doubt, a totally cartoon type, one dimensional evil villain.

[Initech]

13. He's more like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers than any James Bond villian.