Hyde speaks - holy shit, he's even dumber than you might've expected!

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

(Mods I know it's a RW twitter account source - posting because this goober's been in the news lately. Thanks )

He basically rants about Chairman Schiff, if you don't want to click on the video (I only watched about a minute before my frontal lobe started twitching).

On edit (providing additional context so you really don't have to click on the video):

Link to tweet

Seth Abramson ✔ @SethAbramson

I'm a little bit confused about what's going on in this video but I think it's a guy recording himself doing an impersonation of someone you would never let near your children or into government service

Kyle Cheney ✔ @kyledcheney

Hyde, in a hard-to-follow video message, says he was "in Ecuador cimbing volcanoes" while texting with Parnas and mentions a garbled name he says was providing him info about Yovanovitch's supposed whereabouts.

He says he now believes this person was a Democratic plant.

1:57 PM - Jan 17, 2020

[MerryBlooms]

1. This jagoff is so far out of his league.

edit: That doesn't look right, but you guys know what I mean!

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Well, given the league he was playing in, he's a card-carrying MENSA member!

[MerryBlooms]

4. Another stable jenious!

[empedocles]

29. trump defense team material

[MerryBlooms]

39. Yep, would round it out nicely. heh

[Initech]

52. But he's perfect for Chump, he tends to attract this type of person.

[MerryBlooms]

54. Shit eating maggot. No offense to honest hardworking shit eating maggots.

[spanone]

3. This guy's running for congress...he's a shoe-in as a republican house leader.

[dalton99a]

5. One patty short of a cheeseburger

[MagickMuffin]

6. Check out his socks @ the 25 second mark

Caricature of his hero

And yeah, I could only listen to 30 seconds.

[dalton99a]

7. And tie is too short

[dewsgirl]

17. Here you go.

Link to tweet

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More

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[RussBLib]

8. another fat, right-wing asshole

No wonder he likes Trump.

[Raven]

9. I think he's auditioning to be Trump's next VP after Pence is thrown UTB.

[gratuitous]

10. He expects us to believe that???

There is no way this guy was climbing volcanoes in Ecuador.

[ProfessorGAC]

33. It Was A Model For A Kids Science Fair Project

The truth is he accidentally sat on it and ruined it. But, he's going with "climbing".

[gratuitous]

38. Now THAT I can believe

[Baked Potato]

11. Next Chief of Staff ?

[yonder]

12. Two comments before clicking out of there:

If he ever did climb a volcano, he would probably remember the country he did it in (Equador, I believe???) as well as the helicopter charter company that got him to the top.

and

That is one hell of a defensive posture he has himself in there. I wonder what he's afraid of?

[BuffaloJackalope]

13. Well ... my expectations are pretty low for these lumps of toxic waste, so ...

[lunatica]

14. Oooookay, got it.

[MerryBlooms]

15. Here's his Open Secrets donor page:

https://www.opensecrets.org/donor-lookup/results?name=Robert+hyde&order=asc&page=2&sort=A

Man, all over the map!

[Dennis Donovan]

19. I'm sure his kid appreciates how much he gives to the GOP

He should hang out with Joe Walsh (deadbeat dad and GOP candidate, not the cool one ).

[MerryBlooms]

24. He threw a little towards Dems too- Ron Wyden, Bill Nelson...

Even Sanders!?! How weird is that?

[Dennis Donovan]

26. It might not be the same dude? I saw different people w/ the same name on that list.

[dewsgirl]

16. The comments are gold.

Link to tweet

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Also, you were climbing volcanoes,you can't even climb 12 steps.

You were climbing volcanoes, it looks like you ate them. (I know that one is mean)

[Dennis Donovan]

23. After his professional video shoot, he retired to his home...

...in a van down by the river.

[dewsgirl]

28. LoL..yes 🤣

[kairos12]

42. He looks like a motivational speaker.

[Dennis Donovan]

43. He's motivated me... to stay on my meds.

[smirkymonkey]

46. Oh god! Yes! Exactly!

[Mrs. Overall]

18. I saw someone pose this question on Twitter:

Why do the majority of Trump's criminal cronies have heads shaped like canned hams?

[dewsgirl]

20. Also,

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[Dennis Donovan]

25. Ha! I was just thinking of Matt Whitaker yesterday!

[dewsgirl]

32. One of the late night shows, said he looks exactly like

a walking penis, I swear I think of that every time I see him.

[Dennis Donovan]

44. A purple-helmeted warrior of Duh...

(Edited because I thought of a funnier subject line)

[Cousin Dupree]

58. That's hysterical. And so true. thanks for the belly laugh!

[Yavin4]

21. Every time I see a really stupid Republican, I always think the same thing.

Yep, I can clearly see that guy getting the Republican nomination and be president.

[bdamomma]

22. too much alcohol

is being consumed by him. Jerk

[PA Democrat]

27. "why donchu ask dem guys....."

[leftyladyfrommo]

30. Is it even possible to text from the side of a

Volcano on Peru?

Was there a nearby cell tower on the volcano

[dewsgirl]

34. LoL😂...portable cell tower perhaps?🤣

[ProfessorGAC]

36. Oh, Sure

That's probably the first place the cell companies look at!

[H2O Man]

31. Recommended.

I'm not sure if it was a democratic plant, though most plants are democratic in nature. A few are invasive species though. On the other hand, between plant, animal, or mineral, there are other possibilities. The only sure thing is that Hyde is as dumb as a rock.

[PA Democrat]

35. Volcanic rock, apparently.

[pwb]

37. Yeah this guy has to pay for it.

.

[mahina]

40. Met his dream girl

[kairos12]

41. Climbing volcanoes. He went from MAGA to MAGMA

[Dennis Donovan]

47. Magma! My favorite word for this one reason

[Generic Other]

45. About the tie

A tie is not meant to cover your genitals like a freaking loincloth.

[Atticus]

48. Mr. Hyde talks like a man who is convinced he has too many teeth.

Addendum: a "fashy" is maybe not the best hair style choice for men with pear-shaped heads.

[Cracklin Charlie]

49. Climbing volcanoes?

Surely he has a picture of this feat. No offense, but he doesn’t look like he is fit enough to be climbing anything very tall.

[Pachamama]

50. Sad to see what Alcohol does to the brain after excessive and prolonged use....

He clearly is an angry one, isn't he....

[edhopper]

51. Palling around

[lpbk2713]

53. I know where I've seen this ole boy before.

HEE HAW

[lunasun]

55. An American republican corporate version of that guy in Trailer Park Boys

Just as dumb as Ricky but not as funny and also a US republican with privilege + trump love so that part is different than the show, and of course that part is sickening

[mokawanis]

56. If that's how he talks when he's sober

I'd hate to listen to him when he's drunk.

[Caliman73]

57. Why ask Schiff to "release the transcript"?

If this idiot has exculpatory evidence why won't he release it to show the world what a liar Schiff is? Stupid balloon head they're your texts. Let's see them. Show us what an innocent set up guy you are.

Trump really surrounds himself with the best people.