Crazy Ron Paul Supporters Clean the Sky with Vinegar

[SunsetDreams]

GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul is notorious for his zany followers, which makes sense, given that the man is slightly eccentric bat-sh!t crazy himself. I mean, you have to be a little off-balanced in order to support someone that believes a U.S. border fence would be built to keep Americans from leaving, or that that saving the Jews in World War II was a bad idea.

Go put on your tinfoil hats, because the latest bit of insanity to come out of the Ronulan camp is a doozy.

Do you know what contrails are? They are those streaky cloud-like trails in the sky left by airplanes. They’re totally harmless; just clouds created by the heat of the exhaust reacting with the coolness of the air at the high altitude.

Not according to some koo-koo-crazy people. They think that the government is conspiring to poison us with sunscreen or some such nonsense. But never fear! The Ron Paul supporting contingent of the chemtrail brigade has figured out how to combat the evil lines in the sky … with vinegar.

That’s right. Just fill up a household spray bottle with some vinegar, and shoot at will toward the sky when the poisonous chemtrails appear. Within ten minutes, or at least within half an hour, the vile clouds will completely disappear!

More here: http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/130783/crazy_ron_paul_supporters_clean

Oh and it HAS to be this kind:

[SpiralHawk]

1. Use your own faculties to evaluate the chemtrails

You can swallow the denier "it's perfectly normal" BS -- or you can use your own faculties.

[Capitalocracy]

2. Well, if chemtrails really were some kind of crazy poison chemical...

we can still laugh at the idea that vinegar would get rid of it.

[SunsetDreams]

3. I think the author has

a contact on her site, maybe you could leave that message for her.

[SpiralHawk]

5. I've only one "all normal" & "totally harmless" thing to communicate to the author

[SunsetDreams]

7. Wow that would take a lot of Vinegar!

[sharp_stick]

12. Chemtrails are in all honesty

simply an extension of the vinegar industry. Anything to sell more vinegar dammit...

[SunsetDreams]

15. I know! and now

companies who put out spray bottles are getting in on the action too!

[RZM]

9. They tombstone people for that

Chemtrails are mentioned in the rules specifically. Skinner and co. are all in on the coverup

Just saying.

[SunsetDreams]

16. Will there be Vinegar on my pizza?

[RZM]

22. If you're tombstoned for it, you get no grave

Your ashes are scattered from a jet at 30,000 feet, so that the truth may sprinkle down onto the people below.

It's the way you would have wanted it

[SunsetDreams]

33. Can I make one last parting request?

Will you honor my last wishes and gather up all my vinegar covered dust and put it back in the spray bottle?

I like to recycle.

[RZM]

34. Sure

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I can also establish the 'Sunset Dreams Foundation' for education about chemtrails. Heinz could step up as a donor. Maybe while we're at it we can talk about a line of spray-bottle vinegar in your honor

[SunsetDreams]

39. OMG a legacy!

I always wanted to leave a legacy, but must you really make me a poster child by putting my likeness on Vinegar spray-bottle?

That could really confuse the poor souls more, they might think I went missing. I guess they could always try to find me in the chemtrails. McCain could endorse it too by yelling at the cloud "Hey! Get off of my Cloud, dammit!"

[Codeine]

11. Contrails are perfectly normal.

Your own faculties should be capable of telling you that.

[eShirl]

29. my faculties are on strike for a better retirement package

[Taverner]

44. I did. And they're harmless.

Do you know how much chemicals one would have to spray from that height to even remotely affect people on the ground?

I'll give you a historical example: In California during the 70s helicopters would spray insecticide to kill the medfly. They had to eventually lower their flight just to hit the trees.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. 'Scuse Me While I Squirt The Sky.

[SunsetDreams]

8. !

[Whisp]

13. Jimmi Hendrix?

;D

[alpizzy]

26. DUzy! N/T

[tkmorris]

45. I got a genuine belly laugh outta that one

Somebody alert the DUzy committee.

[Robb]

6. One part of me laughs.

The other part weeps for the death of education.

Science is cool stuff. Contrails are simple, simple science -- like "Where did my ice cube go? And what's this puddle of water about?" simple.

[SpiralHawk]

10. That's certainly the corporate line

You have faithfully delivered it.

[jberryhill]

14. And all of the flight controllers are in on it, too!

[pintobean]

17. Oh, come on

She's a witch. Of coarse she can control the weather.

[Robb]

19. It occurs to me you're being sincere. I am, too.

Can you tell me where we disagree?

1. There is moisture in air.

2. Cooling air can release moisture.

3. Air is colder the higher you go.

4. Jet engines are hot.

5. Hot things passing through air heat the air.

6. Heated air that finds itself suddenly surrounded by cold air will cool.

7. Cooling air can release moisture (that's #2 again).

Are we in agreement on this so far? If not, where do we diverge?

[pintobean]

28. Yeah, well

that doesn't explain blue ice falling from the sky.

[SidDithers]

21. Please tell me you're not saying that "Chemtrails" are more than jet exhaust... nt

Sid

[sufrommich]

42. Holy Cow. Seriously? nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. Even if they weren't made of simple water vapor, which they are,

the obvious point is that standing in your back yard squirting vinegar a few feet into the air won't make them go away. That's science, too. Contrails are up there about 35,000 feet or more, and how the hell are you going to get your vinegar up there with a household spray bottle? And even if you could do that, how could a few ounces of vinegar vapor affect hundreds of pounds of water vapor (or whatever the woowoo crowd thinks it is)?

You will end up smelling like a salad when your vinegar vapor falls back onto you, and the contrails will dissipate in a short time anyhow.

Science.

[MH1]

36. A spray bottle that powerful would be great for chasing the cats off the dining room table from

the far end of the kitchen!

[NeedleCast]

18. I love that this humourous thread has turned into a chem-trail woo-woo thread

[SidDithers]

23. I fuckin' love chemtrail threads!!...

Sid

[Swede]

24. This thread has left a sour taste in my mouth.

[X_Digger]

32. You're supposed to point the vinegar in the other direction, silly ;)

[Renew Deal]

25. I love chemtrail threads

I know we're not supposed to have them on DU, but they are so freaking entertaining.

[TwilightGardener]

27. Make sure to spray into the wind with your eyes unprotected.

You won't do that twice.

[ProSense]

38. .

[RZM]

30. LOL, I warned him

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=109787&sub=trans

[SidDithers]

40. Ah well...

TOS violations are taken very seriously 'round these parts.

I just hope it's still OK to laugh at the idea of chemtrails

Sid

[wandy]

31. Personaly I've found Jack Daniels far more effective at removing chemtrails than vinegar.

Granted it's more expensive than vinegar so don't waist it by spraying it around the garden.
Unkle Jacks chemtrail receipy.
1 bottle Jacks chemtrail remover.
1 Glass.
Carfully mesure 3 fingers of remover into glass. Do not dilute.
Take internaly.
Check for chemtrails.
Repeat process untill.
1) Chemtrails dissappere.
2) It gets dark.
3) You begin to think that contrails are pretty and may be you're friends.

[MH1]

37. ...

Think I'll try that next time!

[hifiguy]

35. Clearly there are a lot of people out there

who never passed basic high-school physics or even thrown a glass of hot water into the air on a subzero day. Nuttier than squirrel turds, methinks.

[Erose999]

41. Old Man Yells At Cloud:

[slutticus]

47. LOL

perfection!

[zbdent]

43. in 2004, (and again recently) a Cleveland nutjob (who, btw, gets a "prime" 3-6+pm show) was saying

that these chemtrails were put in the atmosphere to get NE Ohio to vote for Democrats ...

never mind the fact that most of the "fallout" would not hit the ground until probably well into the area of the RWers ...

If anything, the chemtrails would probably infuse drugs into the Ohio area to elect REPUBLICANS ... Ohio has, for the most part, been controlled by Republicans ... Governor, State House, State Senate, most non-"urban" areas ...

No wonder Ohio is losing population status in the U.S. ...

[SidDithers]

46. K&R...nt

Sid