Why is Pence giving the speech to explain the Iran policy?

[House of Roberts]

What's wrong with dotard?

[lunatica]

1. Maybe he drew the short straw.

[DemocracyMouse]

11. :-)

[SledDriver]

2. Probably because Trump can't give an effective speech on a serious topic

without him devolving it into a campaign rally, complete with noting his election victory margin (largest in history) and inauguration crowd size (bigger than Obama's, biggest in history)

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. He's locked himself in the bathroom and won't come out.

Not even for three scoops.

After all, $80 Million is a lot of money, if you get my drift.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Because his 9/11 lie worked so well

These idiots will double down on the dumbest stuff.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. Because they decided not to put someone up there who's not gonna

wander off talking about chocolate cake, killer windmills and crowd sizes?.... A lying piece of shit regardless. But a lying piece of shit who can stay on topic longer than 60 seconds.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Since it was the Pence Crew of

End timers who gave the Orange Anus the Idea,well,gotsa have the End Timer in Chief say why.

[marble falls]

7. What ISN'T wrong with the dodard? They think Pence isn't seen as dirty by the ...

public, and they think the public will swallow it from Pence because he's a vet.

[BigmanPigman]

8. You took the words out of my mouth.

Also, Pence is guilty of his own impeachment crimes but most people don't realize it yet.

[marble falls]

9. They will. By holding it up, Moscow's Mitch has only given more time for more shoes to fall ...

and some of them have Pence's monogram on them.

[luvallpeeps]

10. What's wrong with dotard?

You mean besides the obvious?