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Seriously this might be the worst red carpet ever - nothing but mobsters, criminals, and MAGAs. And for some reason, Rudy Giuliani keeps getting invited to things. And I mean come on, let's face it, this is what happens when your fashion designer has the same taste as your interior decorator. Who wore it better - her or the drapes?

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Hey everyone the Top 10 is back with a brand new edition live from Syracuse! We catch up on stuff we missed, Trump may have **allegedly** started World War III, we roll out the red carpet on Trump's NYE bash, we tell you to ignore the online WWIII hysteria, we profile a traitor on "This Fucking Guy", and we're all gonna die. Plus in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we're going to take a look at plastic bag bans - just how effective are they? If you guessed "not very" then you might be right. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is going to examine the religious side of the conspiracy known as "Q Anon" and whew, man do they have a habit of grossly misinterpreting things! We also have a new edition of People Are Dumb and it's an all New Year's Edition! And in our 2020 voters' guide, Keeping Up With The Candidates, we're going to take a look at the now-suspended campaigns of Bill DeBlasio and Julian Castro! To which we're adding our new sub-feature "What went wrong?". All this plus our good friends Anti-Flag are back and playing songs from their new album "2020 Vision"!

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1. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Toni Holt Kramer!

Be sure to have a barf bag nearby when you read this...https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0392530/bio
and this...http://www.toniholtkramer.com/

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2. Where is Green Shirt Guy when you need him?