I wonder...will Donnie JR and Eric be signing up to fight in Daddy's war with Iran...

[First Speaker]

...or are bone spurs hereditary...?

[sandensea]

1. Nah. Too busy hunting endangered animals

[ret5hd]

4. All Quiet On The African Front

[sandensea]

6. I tell you, if we really do re-incarnate

Wouldn't want to be in their shoes.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. No, but the Army wouldn't take those losers if they did.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. They don't shoot at things that can shoot back.

[marble falls]

5. Maybe, but the yellow stripe down their backs is. It's one thing to have a pricipled stand ...

and another to war dance and not go themselves.

[Sherman A1]

7. Sure they will

[packman]

8. They certainly will sign up - saw them in front of a recruitment center - Oh, wait---

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[duforsure]

9. More likely

Several days before the strike they bought lots of oil futures , or defense stocks to profit from knowing what was about to happen before everyone else knew. These people are crooks and opportunists at criminally taking advantage of situations for profit any way they can.

[2naSalit]

10. If they did go there

it would be in a private jet, at taxpayer expense, and will be found rifling through the pockets of the dead on the battlefield.