Breaking!! Massive lines forming at military recruitment centers across America!

[Roland99]

No wait....

Never mind

[magicarpet]

1. With the trDump kids at the very front of the soldier recruitment lines.

[htuttle]

2. If they're holding signs and shouting...

...they probably aren't there to enlist.

[Hoyt]

3. Those who think killing Muslims is patriotic, have already enlisted or support GOPer hawks.

Latter is most likely.

[Roland99]

4. No way the REAL snowflakes are going to enlist

[CaptYossarian]

11. How about Dylann Roof and the other surviving mass shooters?

We might need a ground war to tidy things up.

Oh, never mind. These chickens don't like when targets shoot back.

[keithbvadu2]

5. Go recruit Young Republicans on the college campuses

[calimary]

9. Another good cartoon!

Cartoonists are gonna have a field day...

[UTUSN]

6. Rueful laughter!1

[bucolic_frolic]

7. Is it true

Eric Jr. and Jason Wohl have already mustered out?

[Chemisse]

8. I was going to say something about Darwin Awards

But I guess even the Trumpites aren't ready to go die for Trump's created crisis.

[calimary]

12. Heck, they should be first in line.

[Hulk]

10. Dumb and Dumber dRumpf and Barron??

Oh...nevermind. "Hereditary bone spurs". Trash!

Glad I'm not in the Middle East right now. Not too certain I want to be in the USA either.

[muntrv]

13. Time to dust off the "Draft Republicans" bumper sricker.

[irisblue]

14. And this putz & a image warning

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Source--https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-says-hell-enlist-if-trump-attacks-iran

Jacob Wohl Says He’ll Enlist if Trump Attacks Iran
CALL OF DUTY?
Will Sommer
Updated Jun. 27, 2019 3:03AM ET Published Jun. 26, 2019 8:40PM ET



Snip--“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in an Instagram direct message.


Snip--Wohl says he’ll consider the United States at war with Iran if Congress authorizes the war or Trump uses a previous military authorization to attack. As for what branch he’ll join, Wohl says “probably the Army.”

Snip--Wohl’s support for war with Iran puts him out of step with many of his fellow provocateurs in the pro-Trump “New Right,” many of whom have claimed Trump is being led by his advisers into war. Conservative personality and brain pill entrepreneur Mike Cernovich and One American News reporter Jack Posobiec, for example, have criticized the push for war with Iran.


Snip--While Wohl claims he’s ready to go to war, he’s been now with various 2020 plans. After telling Right Richter about his promise to enlist, Wohl pivoted to bragging about his new plan: getting dirt on Joe Biden.



A bit more at source

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WellRegulatedMilitia (@Well_Regulated_) Tweeted:
A member of our well regulated militia poses for a shirtless Instagram photo with a gun in his waistband, aimed towards his genitals. https://t.co/x4I5himGWZ

Link to tweet

After the tweet a lively discussion occured

[onethatcares]

15. that's a prime example

of how to shoot your penis off.