Flashback: back in June, Jacob Wohl said he's enlist if Trump attacked Iran

[Dennis Donovan]

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Flashback: back in June, Jacob Wohl said he's enlist if Trump attacked Iran
Noah Shachtman ✔ @NoahShachtman

Have no fear, America. This summer, America's bravest warrior said he was ready to raise freedom's torch high.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-says-hell-enlist-if-trump-attacks-iran …
Jacob Wohl Says He’ll Enlist if Trump Attacks Iran
“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Jacob Wohl said.

12:31 AM - Jan 3, 2020

One tin-foil-hatted soldier rides away... 🎵

[PJMcK]

1. I feel safer already

Not.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Cue the ballad of Brave Sir Robin

[rampartc]

3. he should be a general in a few weeks

lolololololol that sad sack couldn't find a recruiter

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. As we expected, Jacob's pulling the "we haven't declared war on Iran" card to defer his enlistment

As we expected, Jacob’s pulling the “we haven’t declared war on Iran” card to defer his enlistment

Also confirms he has to wrap up his legal matter before enlisting. Hopefully he won’t get the opportunity #WohlForPrison

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I checked in on blundering conservative operative Jacob Wohl’s promise to enlist if the US went to war with Iran. Now Wohl insists the Soleimani attack doesn’t qualify as a war, but says he’ll join if there is a war — once his felony charges are resolved https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-says-hell-enlist-if-trump-attacks-iran …

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[Dennis Donovan]

5. That's his canned answer...

Same thing to Molly Jong-Fast:

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[TheBlackAdder]

6. His type of proctology is not the skill the Medical Corps requires.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

7. Soooooo, I guess that leaves Caiden Cowger.

When a foreign country attacks a U.S. embassy, it is an act of war. This is a standard rule. President Trump responded to this act of war by taking out a major Iranian military official.

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Then sign up.

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