The first question YOU would ask Trump under oath?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

"Sir, WHY the orange make-up?"

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

1. WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE?!

[smirkymonkey]

12. Thank YOU!

[YOHABLO]

2. So you use Preference by Loreal ?

[Skittles]

3. "FUCK YOU, YOU FASCIST FUCK"

I would skip a question.

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Bwwaaahahahaha! Perfect!

[Skittles]

8. well we all know he would lie under oath

what would be the point?

[littlemissmartypants]

9. Exactly! nt

[MyOwnPeace]

36. With some thought............

the question to be asked should be one that you could prove beyond any doubt - then let him answer with a lie. You KNOW it is impossible for IQ45 to ever tell the truth!

[malaise]

19. THIS

Happy New year to you and yours.

[Skittles]

23. BACK AT YA BABE

[Capt. America]

5. Have you, or your company, ever laundered Russian money.

Then I would get his tax returns and that of his company.

[rickford66]

6. What was in that little gift box that Putin sent to you before you were "selected" ?

[Haggis for Breakfast]

7. "WHAT do you have on Lindsey ?"

[juxtaposed]

10. Have you ever touched your daughter in an inappropriate way?

[OilemFirchen]

11. I wouldn't wait to question him.

Let him take his oath, then nail him for perjury.

[Chasing Dreams]

13. Did you become a Russian asset in the 1980s, or was it the 1990s?

[alittlelark]

14. "What do you think you could have done better in your life"?

A true Narc will fall apart with that question.

[Leith]

15. The question would not matter

because his answer would be a lie followed by half an hour of nonsensical rambling.

[TheBlackAdder]

16. Whatever question(s) I would ask him would be ones he could not answer with a Yes or No

[Wounded Bear]

17. "Why do you think your daddy hated you?" nt

[BuffaloJackalope]

18. He wouldn't respect an oath, so no questions.

I want all his business & tax records from the last 20-30 yrs to be made public

[Hermit-The-Prog]

20. "Firing squad or life in prison, treasonous motherfucker?"

[liberaltrucker]

21. "Dude, who does your hair"

While laughing maniacally.

[moondust]

22. "Have you done a LOT of drugs?"

"Your erratic behavior, speech patterns, inability to deal with known facts, endless exaggerations and misrepresentations, and known dissolute past strongly suggest a history of heavy drug use."

[jmowreader]

24. "Why did you do it?"

I'm channeling Joe's trial in Idiocracy:

"The first half of the trial was boring and slow...and then the Chief Jay just went off. He was like, 'whatever. The guy's guilty as shit. We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation."

[TeamPooka]

25. "Ivanka, you want to tap that, don't you?"

[Pachamama]

26. Why do you worship Vladimir Putin?

It can't have a yes or no answer and he is fucked either way he answers it....especially if he says he doesn't. And unless he pled the 5th (which also wouldn't be a good look) he would have to explain something to the contrary of worship which would be an insult to Vlad.

The next question would be what exactly did Vladimir Putin and Russia promise to give you and what did you agree to do and what have you received.....

[Recursion]

27. I don't really see what the point would be (nt)

[empedocles]

28. So many possiblities boggle the mind . . . tremendously.

[shenmue]

29. "Where yo taxes at, bitch?"

Stolen from a guest on the Stephanie Miller show.

[Cartoonist]

30. Why don't you have sex with Melania anymore?

That ought to start him up.

[duforsure]

31. Really expecting the truth from him

Is a lost cause , but if he would it would be has he ever laundered russian mob money , or putins stolen money from his government (and the russian people) for them. He knows there is a trail that can be exposed showing his past actions with them. Many suspect he has been doing this for awhile. I think in Turkey he's done this too and Erdogan also has him compromised from doing that using his Istanbul property, and he has him compromised also. Is it why trump pulled out of Syria, because Erdogan ordered him too? trump will never admit to being a career criminal, ever, but that's what putin installed, and that's where this country is heading for, just like it is in russia, where corruption is running wild.

[Atticus]

32. Are those handcuffs too tight? nt

[MissMillie]

33. "Why do you make everything about YOU?" (n/t)

.

[lark]

34. What smart advice did PUtin give you that you followed to good effect?

He wouldn't be able to help himself, by sprinkling in a kind word for him and PUtin, he'd take the bait and tell us a bunch of the stuff PUtin told him - like about Ukraine and Syria & Deripaska Russian steel for the wall - destroying himself in the process.

[scarytomcat]

35. Who do you owe money?