Ivanka shared this picture--ripe for captioning--from her holidays in Paris... (ok, I'm bored)

[hlthe2b]

Link to tweet

"A big shout out for those French Milliners-- I knew they could remove that pesky point!"

[flor-de-jasmim]

1. Everyone fled the premises? Or did they pay for privacy...

...before sending the pic for worldwide consumption.

[underpants]

2. It looks like everyone else left

[canetoad]

16. They're having coffee

With all their friends.

[moondust]

3. "We walked in and everybody ran."

[dmr]

4. This is what's meant for "Ugly Americans"

Both of them makes me sick.

[lunatica]

5. Where are the adoring Parisianers?

I grew up in a large city that tourists flock to. You don’t see empty restaurants, unless they’re closed for business. Maybe no one wants to be seen with them. Especially in Europe.

The warmth these two exude is non existent isn’t it? Even to each other they’re like two blocks of ice.

[CottonBear]

6. Grifters have no shame.

Jared’s wearing a stupid ball cap. He looks like he’s wearing prison uniform shirt.

They are so goddamned unaware of how awful they truly are.

[malaise]

17. Trying on daddy's old clothes

soon to be his

[CottonBear]

19. Zing!

Of course, Ivanka would marry into a criminal family.

[madamesilverspurs]

7. "Sharing a coffee break with all of our adoring friends."

"The place was packed, with thousands more outside who couldn't get in. We're setting records for friending all over the world. We have the best friends, nobody has more friends than we have . . . "


.

[Marie Marie]

8. Aren't we just the most annoying couple - EVER?

[Captain Zero]

9. OK, Genius Visa.

Nobody cares about you in Paris except your Red Sparrow Daddy.

[Dennis Donovan]

10. Enjoy all that open space now, kiddos...

[lapfog_1]

11. "ok... this one is easy... Slytherin!"

[John Fante]

12. Dinner for two at Le Pariahs.

I hear they serve great "get the fuck out of my country, you assholes" there.

[Vinca]

13. Are you sure that's Princess? She looks a tad flat chested.

[lame54]

14. The place was full a minute ago

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. They could have stayed home and done that.

[Llero]

18. Made me chuckle