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If you give a pig the white house (Original Post) JuJuYoshida Dec 2019 OP
Perfect! PJMcK Dec 2019 #1
yes KentuckyWoman Dec 2019 #4
YES! lol JuJuYoshida Dec 2019 #2
I read the books if you give a mouse a cookie to my students kimbutgar Dec 2019 #3
They got those shanti Dec 2019 #5
Insult to pigs everywhere Afromania Dec 2019 #6
He'll move the entire family into the White House and put them on the payroll. politicaljunkie41910 Dec 2019 #7
Tiny hooves/hands Cirque du So-What Dec 2019 #8
Would somebody with a Twitter account Cirque du So-What Dec 2019 #9
Brilliant! n/t AwakeAtLast Dec 2019 #10

kimbutgar

(21,163 posts)
3. I read the books if you give a mouse a cookie to my students
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 05:26 PM
Dec 2019

But this one I would buy for myself if it was available. My hubby brought the Goodnight Moon(MF45) book. Very similar vein of satire. We need to laugh to get over the cretin in the White House.

politicaljunkie41910

(3,335 posts)
7. He'll move the entire family into the White House and put them on the payroll.
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 06:13 PM
Dec 2019

He'll take long vacations on the Public dole.

He'll lie about everything.

He'll blame everything on the highly competent President and Administration that preceded him.

He'll spend the entire day tweeting about how big his crowd size was. FTR, it wasn't as big as the President that preceded him despite what he claims.

He'll be so desperate for attention, he'll spend his entire term attending political rallies devoted to his political campaign, because he's that desperate for attention.

He'll lie about having taken his annual physical 6 mos early, because as president, he can.

He's so desperate for attention that he'll take a trip at taxpayer expense, just so that someone (usually the Press that he claims to despise) will talk to him.

He knows he'll never be as smart as President Obama; as competent; as productive; or as popular; so he has to keep telling lies about the former President who was much loved and respected by our Allies, read his daily briefings, and who got things done.

His biggest surprise once in the WH was learning that former presidents actually slept with their own wives, in the same room in the WH, and the wives actually liked their own husbands.

Cirque du So-What

(25,941 posts)
9. Would somebody with a Twitter account
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 06:44 PM
Dec 2019

please post this on numbnutz’s twitter account? Consider it a Christmas present to me.

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