Not that I feel sorry for Melania....

[dawg day]

But imagine being married to a "billionaire" who never buys you Christmas or birthday gifts. Once again, apparently (this is from CNN), Trump is getting his wife only "a beautiful card": One thing Trump hasn't done is much Christmas shopping, even on tony Worth Avenue, the Palm Beach shopping stretch a mile from his home. Answering a question from an Army intelligence analyst posted in Kuwait on Tuesday, Trump admitted he was still working on a gift for his wife.
"I got her a beautiful card," Trump said. "I picked the nicest one."


You'd think he'd at least ask his secretary to order some chocolate and sign his name to it.

[matt819]

1. In trump world

No humans exist other than him. Everyone is just a prop or an extra in the movie that stars him as the best, and only, actor. He has no soul.

[jmowreader]

2. Maybe he figures...

...that after he paid for her new kidneys, he was good for the rest of the year.

Which is a totally asshole way to do business.

[Zoonart]

3. Towel....

just sayin'.

[Laffy Kat]

4. No pity at all. They all get what they deserve. nt

[PCIntern]

5. He picked the nicest one.

Jesus.

This was after he was briefly-fucking a porn star and a Playboy centerfold whom he paid. Very briefly I might add.

What present could he buy her to make up for that? Australia? Hawaii? South America ?

Of course it wAs the nicest card: he spent six minutes in CVS right? Unlikely....

[OMGWTF]

20. While at CVS, he also bought a "World's Best Husband" mug for himself.

[Wounded Bear]

6. He's a TV guy, he should watch this...

[LakeArenal]

7. She's probably not allowed chocolate.

[Goonch]

8. XMAS presents - Bigly for the Donald

[raccoon]

23. Hey, I use that brand. Nt

[LonePirate]

9. Melania's preferred Christmas present is likely a week or more away from her husband.

[Luz]

10. To be allowed to continue living in Maryland with the folks.

[littlemissmartypants]

11. For the psychopath the way to show love is to create pain.

Whatever she doesn't want the most will be what she gets. Unless she's learned to play his game well enough to trick him then she may be able to manipulate her way to an actual gift she wants.

'To love is to hurt' is the way of the psychopath. It's a sick and twisted universe.

[smirkymonkey]

12. I wonder if he bothers to get Barron or any of his other

Children a gift? I would guess probably not. He can’t be bothered to think about other people.

[wishstar]

13. Don Jr. said he has gotten regifted monogrammed items given first to Don Sr.

so at least Jr. has gotten some discarded secondhand gifts because they share the same DJT initials.

[shanti]

17. That must be what he does - regift

Didn't he give one of his hats to his FIL? And then got pissed because said FIL actually wore it in his presence?

You can't make this up.

[justgamma]

14. My theory is

she signs her own checks from him. That's why their handwriting is the same.

[OMGWTF]

22. Both Donald and Melanie's signatures look like a drawing of a KKK rally.

[dalton99a]

15. No one should ever feel sorry for the Slovenian escort

She is very well compensated for her time

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. She buttered her bread. Now she can

sleep in it!

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

18. To quote the bought and paid for trophy wife. . .

" I don't really care, do you? "

Remember, she is a Trump by choice. That said, she probably sits around wondering when he is going to die. Pretty sure she's not the only one.

[marlakay]

19. I think he got her gifts in the beginning

Their marriage is over and she was paid to stay as long as he is president. Actually he may not be paying her anything.

The look on her face on the day her became president sitting behind him like an abused spouse said it all to me.

I don’t think it was just money either, he threatened to take her son and her parents weren’t citizens yet and he probably threatened to kick her out of the country.

[underpants]

21. He's a cheap SOB

That's all

[nini]

24. She's as bad as he is

No pity for someone who enables this nightmare.

[CaptYossarian]

25. He most likely only honors HIS birthday.

[LudwigPastorius]

26. Well, he can't giver her what he got her last year.

[Grammy23]

30. Sure he can. Botox has a limited time of effectiveness.

Yes. It’s true. Injections must be repeated periodically. She probably has her dermatologist on speed dial, so a gift card to that doctor might be just the ticket for Melania. Tee hee...

[paleotn]

27. Malaria knew exactly what she was getting into.

It was transactional. He's transactional and so is she. Since she stuck around after Baron showed up, either the prenup is a killer or there was some side deal cut after he won a surprise victory in '16. But if she left at this point, there's no worry about the evilgelicals. They swallowed the hook and aren't coming off line.

[BHDem53]

28. sPanky feels that a card

is enough because he is the gift that keeps on giving.

[BigDemVoter]

29. Melania will get HERS when Pussy-Grabber dies.

After all, we DO know why she married him, don't we? And it wasn't for his sexy body or keen intellect either. . .

[democratisphere]

31. If it not about CONald, nothing else matters.

[Mike Nelson]

32. My belief is...

... she gets what she wants when she wants it - no waiting for Christmas. And, the things she doesn't want go straight in the trash.

[Karadeniz]

33. You believe he went to the slightedt effort to find the nicest card? Staff may have brought him

Three to choose one from, but that's the max effort he put out. Or, he could well be lying about even choosing a card!

[maxrandb]

34. Didn't he already get her new "kidneys"?

[Cousin Dupree]

35. The real reason he went to the hospital on a Sunday afternoon recently was to buy her a gift

certificate. For more kidney surgery.

[DeminPennswoods]

36. She gets to spend his money and live a seperate

life apart from him except on those occassions when her appearance is required. What more could she want? She's wife number 3, figure she knew what she was getting into.