Chumpy wonders what Melania wants for Christmas. Melania says, this...

[MoonRiver]

[Rorey]

1. He wouldn't have her

I think he prefers people with morals and common sense. And a brain.

[MoonRiver]

2. But that wouldn't stop her from wanting him.

Grifter thinks she should get what ever her little evil heart desires.

[hlthe2b]

3. she might be suprised...

that no one wants to be with someone who slept with Trump--no matter how long ago and how infrequently.
Welcome to the world of long memories, Melania. There's always the golf caddy.

[MoonRiver]

4. Yep

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. And real breasts.

[Traildogbob]

19. Right.......

Someone NOT a Petri dish for Donnies varieties of bugs, fungi, and what ever disease his mushroom has contacted, or should I say, paid for.

[Rorey]

28. OMG, now I can't make the Pea and Mushroom soup that Siswan posted about

I'll have to wait until I can cleanse my brain of the mental picture you just painted.

[Traildogbob]

31. So sorry

He ruins everything. I can no longer have any mushrooms or even oranges. I hate gold. Imagine all the critters that dwell in the folds of a mushroom. And just dipping that mushroom into anything, unprotected. I could have made an entire semester of lab exercises just on the Kingdom Protista and Fungi with both compound and dissecting scopes. And the Monera, good god I would never have had to order any lab specimens from any Biological Supply Co. When I retired, they were trying to create a 6th Kingdom of life, one for viruses. Just think, that pig's penis houses probably every kingdom of life, especially that potential 6th Kingdom. Even Animalia, Rudy and the entire GOP dwell down there. Plantae....imagine the orange briar patch with a comb over. The Navy made us watch horrific dick diseases before going ashore overseas to scare us. All they needed to do was show images of trumps festering dick, we would all have been afraid to go on leave.

[Submariner]

5. I think Ivanka gets first dibs on Justin?

Melanie gets sloppy seconds.

[MoonRiver]

6. Maybe!

[Phoenix61]

7. Dear Santa, please?

I promise I’ll be extra, special good next year.

[MoonRiver]

8. The ultimate stocking stuffer!

[Dennis Donovan]

9. Trump is still working on the gift:

Link to tweet

Zeke Miller ✔ @ZekeJMiller

Soldier asks Trump what he got FLOTUS for Christmas. “I got her a beautiful card... I’m still working on a Christmas present”

9:15 AM - Dec 24, 2019

#1 reply on twitter is the subject of the OP!

[MoonRiver]

10. Haha, great minds!

[Fritz Walter]

21. Would that card be green?

I know it’s been a few years since she got her green card — under false pretenses — but still, I wouldn’t put it past IMPOTUS to remind her every year that she owes him.

[lunasun]

29. There probably is no beautiful card. He lies too much to believe that or even about the gift .

[TheBlackAdder]

11. I would have thought concealer for when she accidentally gets black eyes when Trump is angry.

[jmowreader]

13. For that, Tattoo Cover would be better

No, what Melania really wants is a divorce with full custody of her kid.

Trump will probably buy her new Vulgar Underwear that’ll fit her new kidneys better.

[TheBlackAdder]

16. I'm almost positive she was going to leave him after the election. When he won, she became trapped.

[keithbvadu2]

12. Take a guess

[RobinA]

14. For My Money

he's cuter in profile.

[Sugarcoated]

17. Justin Trudeau appears to have

a good marriage and be very much in love with his beautiful wife, I'm willing to bet he has no desire to dabble with Trump slags.

[MoonRiver]

18. I'm completely sure of that. Won't keep Melania from hoping though!

[lunasun]

30. ++ Plus why get trump cooties ?

[Laffy Kat]

20. Man, he is one good-looking guy.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

22. LOL

[bitterross]

23. Tearing up the pre-nup would be a good gift.

Tearing it up or giving her a bigger settlement would be a nice gift.

[gab13by13]

24. Trump never gave anything for Christmas.

Now that he is president he may feel obligated getting Melania a gift. It's going to be rough on Trump though, now that his charitable foundation is shut down, where will he get the money?

[Heartstrings]

25. You mean THIS Justin Trudeau, Melanie?

[LAS14]

26. LOL!!!! nt

[dewsgirl]

27. Can't say I blame her.😍