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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,035 posts) Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:40 PM Dec 2019

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How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb?

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How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb? (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2019 OP

Only way you could Trump to change that bulb...ONLY WAY... Stuart G Dec 2019 #1

When it burns out, it looks brown. Trump only respects whiteness. CaptYossarian Dec 2019 #2

Tell him it's making him look orange captain queeg Dec 2019 #3

And then he will hire an Undocumented Immigrant to do it!1 *And* not PAY them!1 UTUSN Dec 2019 #4

And Then He'll NOT Change It And TELL People He Did.......... ChoppinBroccoli Dec 2019 #5

+1000 doubleplusgood Dec 2019 #7

Raise you 1000! burrowowl Dec 2019 #13

Trump doesn't know how to change a light bulb. John Fante Dec 2019 #6

Na, he could do it. All he has to do is screw up. Midnight Writer Dec 2019 #9

haha....good one!! subana Dec 2019 #8

Tell him it's an "Al Gore" energy efficient bulb Dukkha Dec 2019 #10

Kick burrowowl Dec 2019 #11

He wouldn't change the lightbulb-He would merely repeal it! N/T flotsam Dec 2019 #12

Stuart G

(38,436 posts)

1. Only way you could Trump to change that bulb...ONLY WAY...

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:45 PM

Dec 2019

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)

2. When it burns out, it looks brown. Trump only respects whiteness.

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:54 PM

Dec 2019

captain queeg

(10,208 posts)

3. Tell him it's making him look orange

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 11:03 PM

Dec 2019

Of course he wouldn’t change it himself. Could you imagine him trying to get his fat ass up a ladder?

UTUSN

(70,711 posts)

4. And then he will hire an Undocumented Immigrant to do it!1 *And* not PAY them!1

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 11:11 PM

Dec 2019

ChoppinBroccoli

(3,784 posts)

5. And Then He'll NOT Change It And TELL People He Did..........

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

Dec 2019

.........and all of his supporters will stand in the dark talking about what a great job he did changing the light bulb, and how that room is brighter than all the other rooms, and look at all this great light we have now.

doubleplusgood

(944 posts)

7. +1000

Reply to ChoppinBroccoli (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

Dec 2019

spot on!

burrowowl

(17,641 posts)

13. Raise you 1000!

Reply to doubleplusgood (Reply #7)

Wed Dec 25, 2019, 02:58 PM

Dec 2019

Yes, spot on.

John Fante

(3,479 posts)

6. Trump doesn't know how to change a light bulb.

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 12:02 AM

Dec 2019

Come on now.

Midnight Writer

(21,768 posts)

9. Na, he could do it. All he has to do is screw up.

Reply to John Fante (Reply #6)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 12:48 AM

Dec 2019

subana

(586 posts)

8. haha....good one!!

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 12:28 AM

Dec 2019

for that matter, you could say the same of any republican too!

Dukkha

(7,341 posts)

10. Tell him it's an "Al Gore" energy efficient bulb

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 12:59 AM

Dec 2019

He'll remove it and then tweet about how nobody knows more about light bulbs than he does.

burrowowl

(17,641 posts)

11. Kick

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:44 AM

Dec 2019

flotsam

(3,268 posts)

12. He wouldn't change the lightbulb-He would merely repeal it! N/T

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 12:07 PM

Dec 2019

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