WARNING: GRAPHIC!!!!!!!BREAKING (from The Onion): Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Clenis

[japple]

Last edited Thu Sep 6, 2012, 07:26 PM - Edit history (2)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-bill-clinton-finally-just-shows-america-h,29453/

CHARLOTTE, NC—During his speech Wednesday evening at the Democratic National Convention in downtown Charlotte, former U.S. president Bill Clinton finally just unzipped his fly and showed the entire country his penis.

Sources at the convention told reporters that shortly after stepping onstage at the Time Warner Cable Arena, the 42nd president of the United States quieted the audience’s extended standing ovation with his raised hands and began to speak loudly and confidently.

“My fellow Americans, for the past 20 years you have all, at various points, talked and thought about my penis, or at least heard direct or indirect references to my penis in news reports, in court records, or in the culture at large,” the former commander in chief said. “My penis has, in a sense, been a central part of American life for the better part of two decades. And yet, the nation has never seen it. Tonight, I’d like to finally change that.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-bill-clinton-finally-just-shows-america-h,29453/

[cynatnite]

1. Brilliant!

[Honeycombe8]

2. This is crude and inappropriate at this time. nt

[DURHAM D]

3. Agree

also stupid

[SunsetDreams]

4. Agreed

and disgusting.

[robinlynne]

6. and funny.

[datasuspect]

16. i'm clutching my pearls

and laughing at the same time.

Clinton was the last American statesman. We are desperate for heroes.

Even a cock hero.

[msanthrope]

24. It's the Onion. Can't even think what the Rude Pundit has to say....nt

[BOG PERSON]

25. you think you're better than The Onion?

is that what you're saying??

[Codeine]

32. Swoon. nt

[Ikonoklast]

5. And he used it to smack the Republicans around.

[Kurovski]

13. +1

[LuvLoogie]

7. Did the Onion get new staff in the last year?

Their writing isn't nearly as clever as in years past.

[Mopar151]

10. They have a lot more content going now

Not everything can be brilliant.....

[ohheckyeah]

8. Juvenile. n/t

[AsahinaKimi]

12. agree

funny for high school humor. Not adults.

[jsr]

9. Joke not working

[HiPointDem]

11. more interesting than the actually existing conventions.

[Kurovski]

14. A nice take on Pubbie's longtime obsession with his Pubis.

Or "The Clenis" as it was known around here in less stuffy days.

[japple]

15. Yes, The Clenis is what I thought of when I posted this. Of course, I am so sorry

if some were offended by my juvenile and inappropriate attempt at humor....................NOT!!! Back in the early days of the Bush admin., we spent many fun hours here at DU discussing all of the harm that had been caused by the mighty, superhuman Clenis. Now, it's in poor taste just because Bill Clinton gave a brilliant speech??? I think DU has been taken over by a bunch of stuffed shirts. I'll bet Bill would have laughed!

[Kurovski]

37. He certainly has triumphed over their attempts to destroy him.

all the tens of millions of dollars, all the hours and hours of work, broadcasts, writing. The pubbies sure were surprised to learn that it didn't work. all because Americans were mature enough to calm down and figure out who exactly was attempting to fuck whom.

[xchrom]

17. ...

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. More interesting than Clint Eastwood and His Chair.

And remember, The Chair didn't do any tricks, either!

[lunatica]

21. The Obamachair told Mitt to go fuck himself

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. The Clenis is more the strong, silent type. Besides, it's saving it for the book being written.

Besides, if they set up little itty bitty teleprompters and microphones for the occasion, all the surprise would have been ruined.

(And I rewrote the above sentence eight times to avoid all phrases that might have been misinterpreted... )

[aquart]

19. We've seen it. We like it. Paula Jones was wrong.

[reformist2]

20. Politics aside, The Onion just isn't funny anymore. All the good people must have left.

[Aerows]

23. You probably should put a NSFW tag on this

The article actually shows a penis.

[malaise]

26. ROFL - freaking brilliant

[Comrade_McKenzie]

27. LOL! I don't usually put LOL's on these types of topics...

But I'll do it today to piss off all the humorless, holier-than-thou, give-liberals-a-bad-name bunch telling me it's inappropriate to find it funny.

[Autumn]

28. It needs a tag that it's graphic

but damn that's an awesome piece of work, the article by the Onion of course.

[japple]

30. I would add the tag if I knew how. If you'll tell me how, I'll do it.

[Autumn]

31. Jut edit your post and in the title put the word graphic.

Easy, took me a while to figure that.

[reformist2]

29. I don't see the humor in it. I'm not offended, it just seems stupid.

[Kurovski]

34. One man's meat is another man's poison...

is never more true than when it comes to humor. It's a very subjective matter.

Stupid is also the basis of much humor. Unless...you don't mean to imply people who might laugh at this are stupid? That's not it is it?

[rbrnmw]

33. This is QUITE disrespectful

[Kurovski]

35. it just gets funnier and funnier.

Margaret Dumont comes to mind.

[japple]

36. Guess you're too young to remember all those DU Clenis discussions!!!